by Suit&Tie » Nov 10, '16, 12:30 am
Thank you everyone. Now it's time for SquaredCircle to bind the wounds of division. We have to get together. To all Americans, Brits, Russians, whites, blacks, and oranges across this forum: I say it is time for us to come together as one united people. For those of you who have chosen to downvote me in the past - of which there were a few people - I'm reaching out to you for your guidance and your help, so that we can work together and unify this great website. We have tremendous potential. Together we can Make SquaredCircle Great Again. Thank you very much.
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That's all they have for me on the teleprompter. Can you believe this? What a mess. And by the way - just so you understand - and I hate to tell you, but look, what we have, a tremendous - there's still a few people I want to mention. Okay?
My nimble navigators: based crocodile hunter @Chewy and my African American @Circled Square. I have such a tremendous cabinet - the best cabinet. They are going to be part of it, that I can tell you.
Crooked Hillary: She ran such a divisive and negative campaign. It was never going to work, I tried to tell her. The rhetoric she was using - "basket of deplorables" - unbelievable! Unbelievable. My campaign was full of positivity.
Jeb!: His mom should have ran.
Ben Cason: Even more low energy than Jeb. Sad!
Carly Fiorina: Nobody was gonna vote for that face. I tell the truth, lobbyists!
Little Marco: Couldn't get elected dog catcher.
Lyin' Ted: What a nasty guy. Nasty, nasty guy.
John Kasich: I've never seen a human being eat in such a disgusting fashion.
Ivanka: It's about time for me to get another wife. Melania didn't vote for me.
President Obama: YOU'RE FIRED.