Star wars is next week. any final predictions?

[Everlong]

Star Wars comes out a week from Thursday. I'll be there on opening night and can't wait.

Any final predictions?

I'll say:

-LUKE IS NOT BAD PEOPLE JEEEEEZ

-Han Solo will die. If not him, either Chewy or Leia will die.

-It will be significantly better than any of the prequel movies and at least satisfy the rabid fanbase

[DBSoT]

Better than the prequels, not as good as the hype around it. Though I doubt many movies could live up to the hype surrounding it.

Prediction: People will complain on the Internets.

Real Prediction: The major villain of the new series will not be Kylo Ren. Kylo Ren will only be a place holder similar to Darth Maul was in Episode 1.

[flock u]

There will be shitting acting,Shitty story, and it will make a ton of money regardless. So it will be exactly like the first 6 movies.

[VaderBomb]

Han will die.
Chewy will die.
Rey and Kylo Ren are Han and Leia's children.

[PorkChop]

It won't live up to the hype, and many people are already setting themselves up for disappointment by placing it on such a pedestal.

There's been 3 attempts to recreate the magic of the originals and they all fell short. There's been a different approach this time, but it still won't be the same.

[KaiserGlider]

I predict that Hanley won't like it.

[UTK]

-Han and Chewie will die
-Rey is Force-sensitive
-Luke will only be in the last 10 or 15 minutes of the movie
-Kylo is not the main bad guy, and as the trilogy goes on he will turn back to the light side.
-Finn will be sweaty and out-of-breath

[Hanley!]

I predict that Hanley won't like it.

On the contrary, I predict that it will be fine.

Much like most of Abrams work, it'll probably be decent but nothing special. Though my other prediction is that I'll probably end up playing Devil's Advocate a lot against the many people who will vastly overrate it.

I'm guessing it's going to be a bit like The Dark Knight Rises: people are getting so hyped up about the film, they won't be able to see any of its flaws.