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Locke wrote:I dunno, you all read waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more into this than I had ever anticipated or cared to anticipate. I'm going to take a huge dump some day, take a pic, and post it up here for review. It'd be nice to get some medical opinions on some standard brown shit some day, plus it'd just be fun to say I did it.
Really this just reminded me of another Kung Pow: Enter the Fist or Kung Fu Hustle. Just a stupid, funny, watch it with your buddies kind of movie. It's so outlandish and dumb, I couldn't imagine it ever being critiqued and reviewed heavily or seriously but holy ball sack, Batman! Here we are. >_> <_< The whole point of the topic name was to be silly and point out harsh critiques (hence the mention of @Hanley!), and before this weird "review" of the movie popped up Hanley! was in here like a boss being like "Yeah man I'll allow it" like the funny ref off of Celebrity Death Match. It was just supposed to be a funny joke. I thought it was bleedingly obvious. Then Vader comes in.
I never wanted Vader to think I disliked him as a person or disrespected him as a person or anything (in reference to being called out about "Rule #1" from Tim). However, as a person that consumes media for entertainment value, I will blast the balls off of him because I think he really is more "smug" than he claims this movie is. I get it, he appreciates different "media" than I do, but up until now I've never outright blasted his opinion on films until he tried rubbing my nose in -this- about how "smug" this Beavis and Butthead 2015 was.
My opinion of Vaderbomb's movie taste:
Now excuse me while I go watch Eyes Wide Shut, rip my eyes out, glue them back in, and watch something my keyboard can't even friggin' type without copy and paste because it's using a completely different bit system of characters than the English language, then tell someone their silly pointless comedy is "smug."
Hell, I don't even care if someone doesn't like this movie. I have no reason to defend it, I have no reason to care about it.. but for months, maybe YEARS I've sat here and watched different folks get all high and mighty and downright artsy-fartsy freakin' magazine-snob (as in movie reviewer) worthy over movies they just orgasm over while I barf in the nearest trashcan, but I kept my mouth shut and didn't criticize anything or outright say "Forget that stupid bullshit movie you like, it's complete garbage and it makes me want to hang myself after sitting through its depressing morose bullshit for 2 or 3 hours" or something that could be taken offensively. I played nice. Then Vader comes in here and shits on a perfectly great comedy, A JOKE, and when I make a few harmless jokes about it in response, suddenly the guy that I helped make this forum with says -I- am the one being "Rule #1" breaker. I don't buy that and I think it's fucking bullshit. I'm sorry but fucking fuck that fucking shit. I love you, but I ain't havin' none of that.
Don't get me wrong! I hate Carebare Land! I completely agree we can, do, and should have different opinions of movies. I think it's 100% awesome that Vader hates this movie. He's entitled to his opinion and I am fine with that. However, after all the stuff he posts about movies that -I HAVE PERSONALLY SEEN- that make me want to literally hang myself in a dark lonely closet after seeing them (I can't even begin to tell you how movies like these, because of their "artistic direction," are so nasty, deep, and dark, that I just want to fucking DIE after seeing them - long story short, TOO MUCH HUMANITY) and they get A+++++ 10/10 blah blah, and I post one thing about one dumb movie and defend it, then I'm the cretin.. It's just not fair to me. I was nice.
Please don't tell me I'm the one being a dick here. I really, truly don't feel like I'm the one that's a dick here. I'm just not laying down for this! I'm just not going to say "YES SIR." That doesn't mean I'm a horrible asshole, I hope. It just means I disagree very strongly to being called a "dick" for standing up to someone who calls a purposely horrible and dumb yet FUNNY movie "smug." That's JUST as "dick" to me as I guess it is Tim for me defending it.
Circled Square wrote:
SlightlyJames wrote:^ I think we're perhaps somewhat raw at the moment, so anything that appears as though it may spark any conflict is being doused with the power of a thousand fire hoses.
SortaCreative wrote:You all need to grow a set and stop crying when someone says a bad word about you.
Seriously.
The people that frequent this site is the only reason people keep coming back. All the other topics are ripped from Reddit. I can go there to see them. If you start making people not want to come back then how long do you think this lasts?
So what, someone hurt your feels. Fuck your feelings man. If you want to watch your Transformers 4 with a case of cold beer on the porch you go right ahead. If Vader wants to sip a fucking chai latte as he debates the intricacies of Daniel Bryans scrotum hair, then let him. Fucking hell.
It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of you liking something or not. It doesn't matter one bit. The fuck is wrong with you. The fuck is wrong with everyone around here atm?
Suit&Tie wrote:Mr. @Locke, it appears to me that you are in dire need of legal representation. I may be of assistance in this matter. Feel free to send me a private message - after which you will be transferred to my secretary, who will fax you further contact information as well as my legal credentials. You are not alone, sir.
Ladies and gentlemen, once again I find myself an unfortunate witness to a scene involving a man being violently, savagely, maliciously assaulted and abused for simply exercising his right to free expression of opinion. A right which has always been granted but seldom respected in this virtual community. It must be noted that these incidents are occurring with ever increasing frequency - this fact troubles me greatly, as it does my client. My unbiased professional opinion suggests that drastic action must be taken against the thugs who continue to perpetrate these vicious crimes, as well as the corrupt moderators and administrators who allow them to take place within their jurisdiction. I'm sure none of use want this to turn out like the Kramer vs City of Chicago case of 1989, but it is becoming dangerously close to doing so.
If anyone else feels mistreated or disrespected as a result of spending their time on SquaredCircle (what I have officially deemed an "Extremely Unsafe Posting Environment" according to the recognized standards of the World Wide Web Commission - WWWC) then you too will receive my legal aid. Rest assured that you will always have representation, you have but to ask for it.
David Cunningham
Attorney at Law
SortaCreative wrote:Dunno who you are, but you can go fuck yourself too
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