British thread

[Daz]

Labour are a right wing conservative party, masquerading as socialists.

[SlightlyJames]

Would you like to be shafted by

a) The Smug Posh Twat

or

b) The Goofy Posh Twat

CHOOSE

[Twister]

Whatever. I get you don't like me but don't throw me out before I even start anything.

You've already said so yourself that you know nothing about British politics yet are encouraging people not to vote Labour (!) and you're calling immigrants third world citizens, when a vast majority of them aren't.

You know nothing about any of this. Don't bring your shit here.

This. Where on earth did you get the idea that most of our immigrants are from 3rd world countries? And even if they were, so what? Honestly


I'll be voting Liberal Democrats, in my constituency it's between them and Conservatives (Lib Dems won by 175 votes last time). Labour don't stand a chance and my foot am I having some jumped up Tory twat who doesn't and never has lived round here call the shots. I also toyed with the idea of voting Green but again it would be pointless.

[PorkChop]

Would you like to be shafted by

a) The Smug Posh Twat

or

b) The Goofy Posh Twat

CHOOSE

At least the smug posh twat is a Villa fan - no wait, West Ham - nope, definitely Villa.

[SlightlyJames]

The day that David Cameron eats a bacon sandwich is the day the Tories get my vote.

[Twister]

Would you like to be shafted by

a) The Smug Posh Twat

or

b) The Goofy Posh Twat

CHOOSE

Goofy over Smug any day. I find goofiness a more likeable trait than smugness.

[Daz]

The day that David Cameron eats a bacon sandwich is the day the Tories get my vote.

The bacon sandwich is more qualified than either of them to run the country.

[PorkChop]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

[Daz]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Send them to Canada.

[SlightlyJames]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Train them to replace us at our places of employment of course.

[prophet]

The day that David Cameron eats a bacon sandwich is the day the Tories get my vote.

The bacon sandwich is more qualified than either of them to run the country.

Nigel Farage diagrees. PIGS ARE IMMIGRANTS DAMMNIT

[Twister]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Send them all back 'home' of course! I'm sure there will be a ship waiting at the White Cliffs of Dover before the results are even counted.

[PorkChop]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Send them to Canada.

Hopefully a transgender, gay Arab with autism moves nextdoor to Circled Square.

[Circled Square]

Why do you guys have to hate me so much? Damn.

[Daz]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Send them to Canada.

Hopefully a transgender, gay Arab with autism moves nextdoor to Circled Square.

And forms a gang.

[PorkChop]

The big question that we're all avoiding though -

What are we going to do with all these Arab gangs and starving Ethiopians who keep coming over here?

Send them to Canada.

Hopefully a transgender, gay Arab with autism moves nextdoor to Circled Square.

And forms a gang.

With each of them wearing snap-backs.

[Twister]

Why do you guys have to hate me so much? Damn.

From what I've read a lot of it is self inflicted

[War Daddy]

'MURCAH

[prophet]

[SlightlyJames]

It's sad that I'd sooner vote for him if he was actually like that