British Airways flight diverted due to horrid shit

[PorkChop]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/br ... er-5332721

Someone left a shit in the aeroplane toilet which was so bad that the pilot had to turn the plane around. The passengers had to get on another plane

[Viazon]

If that was me who took that shit, I would be so proud of myself.

[Hanley!]

Be proud of Porkchop then. It was probably his.

[PorkChop]

Be proud of Porkchop then. It was probably his.

I'd at least have the courtesy to put on washing up gloves and push it down, Steve.

[Hanley!]

I was thinking maybe the plane was not sufficiently stocked with washing-up gloves.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I was flying whilst away and my stomach was making noises that could have done with a deposit in the toilet but again, didn't want to face anyone waiting for the toilet after I'd left a stink in there so held it off until I came home. Or alternatively leaving a blocked toilet (and not having any gloves)