What's the best party you've been to?

[HardcoreLegend]

Last weekend I went down to Leeds with my friends for a house party. When we arrived things were fairly mellow, in fact, acoustic Ed Sheeran was playing... Not really our idea of a party. It didn't take long for things to get wild though, we put our own music on and the drinks began to flow. I remember at one point me and a friend were on the kitchen table dancing, getting shouted at to get down. I watched some random guy get choked out, it was one of the funniest yet weirdest things ever. And my friend punched someone in the face to finish the night off.

Eventually everyone left the party but we were staying there so ended up raiding the kitchen for food. In the morning my friends housemates came down and the first thing they said was "I'm sure the place wasn't in this state when we went to bed?!"

So what started as a fairly chilled party turned into something wild... And I like to think me and my friends had something to do with that.

[Viazon]

Honestly, the only party I can think off that was really good was a New Years Eve when I was quite young. Maybe about 15-16. My friends family were having a party round his house. I was invited. We were under age but we were sneaking beers all night. Most of the adults were drinking too much themselves to notice. There were a a few girls there our age but we were the only boys our age. Being the rebellious teenage girls they were, they hung out with us all night while we were stealing beers. We weren't really use to that at that age so it was the first time we really got drunk and partied it up and to top it all off, there were a few girls there who basically had no choice but to talk to us. Both of us got kisses of these girls but thats as fat as it went.

Doesn't sound like a particularly wild night but it stuck with me for all these years.

Another pretty cool party happened a couple of years later. One of my friends parents went on holiday and left him home alone, so it was party central for like two weeks. It was during the summer holidays as well so we didn't have to worry about school or anything like that. I just remember hanging out in his house with a bunch of people, getting drunk and just falling asleep wherever they passed out.

Another one that sticks to mine was a party my friend had. His dad was the care taker of the school we went to, so he lived in a bungalow on the school grounds. Our school was out in the country side and basically in the middle of nowhere. His parents had gone on holiday as well so invited a bunch of people for a huge party. Was basically just a bunch of kids drinking in the middle of nowhere with a whole school play ground, including his house, to relax in. We even managed to climb up onto the school roof and hung out up there with some beers. We even tried to break into the school but to no avail.

[PorkChop]

My answer from another thread -

I've been at a party where a guy with a tattoo on his penis put a vaccuum cleaner in his ass and turned it on 'blow', also during the same night he drank a pint of piss, sick and whiskey.

Incase you're wondering, for weeks after the party he was having dusty shits, apparently.

There was another night when I went to a party in the middle of nowhere, it was a tiny country village where people were most likely inbred. I got hammered, ate some chips, made out with a girl and then one of my mate's dads picked us up (I use 'mate' loosely - you know you have that mate who all of your other mates think is a bellend, but everyone kind of tolerates him anyway? That's him.) and whilst I was in the back of their car, wound down the window and blew chunks all down the outside of the car, while it was moving.

No one noticed a thing, haha. I have no idea how I got away with it. Sam Fisher himself would've been proud at how stealthily I dropped those chunks down the car door. I remember getting out the car outside my house and looking back at the car door, it looked like someone had filled a cannon with watery mashed potato and just blasted the back end of the car with it. By now it was about 2am, it was freezing outside and I think some bits had actually frozen on to the car. (Very modern art, I thought).

I was woken up the following morning with a beating headache and my mate screaming at me down the phone as he'd found the frozen potato chunks and had to scrape them off. I told him I didn't remember doing it (lie) and that I was incredibly sorry for it (half lie, I thought it was hilarious). I had beef with this guy anyway as he tried it on with one of my then-girlfriends back when Myspace was all the rage, and the image of him scraping chunks off a car at 8am on a Sunday morning satisfied me deeply.

I regret nothing.

[Camstud]

Few years back this girl I was sort've getting with had a free house for like a week. 6 or so of us effectively moved in and the first night she had a party which turned into a 3-day party. I think what sums it up is that one morning I woke up still drunk on her sofa, walked into the kitchen at about 8am and a small group of people were casually having a fire in her back garden. I just went back to my makeshift sofa bed. A couple hours later the girl who's house it is wakes up and stumbles downstairs at about 10am, climbs onto her table in the living room and starts drinking a bottle of champagne. This was day 3 and a big party followed on the night too. It calmed down slightly after that... Still all getting drunk every day but more of a gathering.

Porky, remember that friend you said is tolerated? We had one of those. During the time I just mentioned we finally had enough of him and locked him on her roof with a hoover for an hour.

One of the best weeks of my life.

[Twister]

Probably the night I met my now other half, it was about a week before my 18th birthday and I'd been invited to an old friends birthday party, it was kind of a joint party as my oh's birthday is 2 days apart and they were best buds at the time. My friend only lived in a fairly small 2 bed flat and the place was rammed. Everyone was smoking and drinking. At one point, a few of us were sat in the living room. I got up to go to the loo, came back and had nowhere to sit. So my oh kindly offered his knee for me to sit on and me being drunk I accepted the offer, whilst also cracking his phone screen in the process We ended up making out but didn't go further than that, 2 months later we got together officially. From what I remember it was a crazy night, there were boxing 'matches' going on on the balcony out the back, people passing out then waking an hour or 2 later ready to party again and according to my oh I could have got with 4 different guys that night as they were all apparently interested and he couldn't believe I'd 'picked' him, which I thought was crazy as I never get that sort of attention and I certainly didn't realize at the time

There was another party where we stayed up till daylight playing human buckaroo on a guy who had passed out on the sofa, that was fun and games until he woke up and was pissed He was a douche though to be fair.

[War Daddy]

This one happened just last week but it was on the bar scene. Me and a buddy rolled into the next town(first mistake) as it was loaded with assholes. Anyways, we decided to goto the Angle inn, sketchiest bar in the tri-county, but it had a new owner and a DJ so we said fuck it lets do it(second mistake). Upon stepping into the bar, I just felt it. The immediate tension in the air as soon as I opened that door. I had maybe one beer, mind you I was drunk from the previous bar in my town, and shit went downhill fast. A bottle FLEW past my head and then a huge pile of people stormed my way, trading firsts with each other, all while I get caught up on the back end of it and thrown back out the door I was kicked, punched, stepped on for probably about 5 minutes. I couldnt figure out why this happened, but when I stood up I see another guy being ganged up in 3 to 1 disadvantage, as his buddies just stayed off to the side. This fight is going down, while another crowd is fighting off on the other side of the bar and so on and so forth. Total chaos. Cops showed up, I decided I was too drunk to stay around, and got the fuck out Looking back it was really fun but man I felt pain all day.


Another one was in Oaktown where we tried to recreate Project X but we all got arrested.

[Babes]

If I had to say it would be my bachelorette party. I went with my mom, aunt, and my brothers girlfriend and I had a total of 3 drinks and was home by 10pm.