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Re: British thread

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '14, 12:40 pm

prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.
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Re: British thread

Postby PorkChop » Jun 05, '14, 12:51 pm

SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.
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Re: British thread

Postby Camstud » Jun 05, '14, 12:57 pm

PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.


I'm ready for this! :angrysanta
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Viazon wrote:Fuck Nandos. Go to the meat counter in Tescos. You can get a whole chicken for not that much. Ready cooked. Me and my friends used to get them all the time then just eat them in the car.


Man I always think you can't get more weird and then you say something else :lol

The image of Viazon and his equally odd mates all sat outside the supermarket eating chicken together in the car is too much :lol
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Re: British thread

Postby Twister » Jun 05, '14, 1:21 pm

I can distract the referee by throwing a Birmingham City shirt in his face whilst Porky and Cam attack Taj and prophet with handheld brass versions of the Bullring Bull.
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Re: British thread

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '14, 1:44 pm

PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

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COME AT ME BRAH
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Re: British thread

Postby prophet » Jun 05, '14, 1:47 pm

Twister wrote:I can distract the referee by throwing a Birmingham City shirt in his face whilst Porky and Cam attack Taj and prophet with handheld brass versions of the Bullring Bull.

Showing yourself for the dirty brummies you are.

We'll beat you with grace and intelligence.
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Re: British thread

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jun 05, '14, 2:27 pm

PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.


Ahem, another Yorkshire brethren in the house.

Prophet and Taj are tough lads. I'll just watch them handle their business. :jordan
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Re: British thread

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '14, 2:47 pm

AkydefGoldberg wrote:
PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.


Ahem, another Yorkshire brethren in the house.

Prophet and Taj are tough lads. I'll just watch them handle their business. :jordan


You run in and boot Twister in the boob.

DO IT. FOR YORKSHIRE.

:lol oh god what am I saying :lol
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Re: British thread

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jun 05, '14, 3:04 pm

SortaCreative wrote:
AkydefGoldberg wrote:
PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.


Ahem, another Yorkshire brethren in the house.

Prophet and Taj are tough lads. I'll just watch them handle their business. :jordan


You run in and boot Twister in the boob.

DO IT. FOR YORKSHIRE.

:lol oh god what am I saying :lol


I think I'd be grabbing a quick feel in the hope of a distraction and our boys getting the pinfall.
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Re: British thread

Postby Daz » Jun 05, '14, 3:07 pm

Stop molesting women you sick Northern bastards.
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Re: British thread

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '14, 3:14 pm

Daz wrote:Stop molesting women you sick Northern bastards.


Look. I told him to run in with the big boot. Take her head clean off!!! DO IIITTTTT

He went to a darker place! I cannot help that!
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Re: British thread

Postby PorkChop » Jun 05, '14, 3:15 pm

No one touches my valet's boobs, get your own.

I heard Londonite is available.
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Re: British thread

Postby Twister » Jun 05, '14, 3:30 pm

SortaCreative wrote:
AkydefGoldberg wrote:
PorkChop wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:
prophet wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/reasons-yorkshire-is-better-than-lancashire

Yorkshire! Yorkshire! Yorkshire!


I shed a tear.

God bless Yorkshire. If anyone says otherwise i'll fite them irl. Me n Nick would bray any other tag team from any other county.

Yorkshire vs West Midlands, you and Prophet vs me and Cam, with Twister as our valet.


Ahem, another Yorkshire brethren in the house.

Prophet and Taj are tough lads. I'll just watch them handle their business. :jordan


You run in and boot Twister in the boob.

DO IT. FOR YORKSHIRE.

:lol oh god what am I saying :lol


Oh my god. Pure pain. I think I'll need to invest in a reinforced bra for extra protection.

And Aky don't even think about it, you'll be getting a swift kick to the balls before you even get a chance. FIGHTING TALK BRO :angrysanta
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Re: British thread

Postby Daz » Jun 05, '14, 3:43 pm

I recommend steel toed boots.
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Re: British thread

Postby Camstud » Jun 05, '14, 3:58 pm

PorkChop wrote:No one touches my valet's boobs, get your own.

I heard Londonite is available.


:luck
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prophet wrote:
HFX wrote:
Viazon wrote:Fuck Nandos. Go to the meat counter in Tescos. You can get a whole chicken for not that much. Ready cooked. Me and my friends used to get them all the time then just eat them in the car.


Man I always think you can't get more weird and then you say something else :lol

The image of Viazon and his equally odd mates all sat outside the supermarket eating chicken together in the car is too much :lol
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Re: British thread

Postby SortaCreative » Jun 05, '14, 4:05 pm

Camstud wrote:
PorkChop wrote:No one touches my valet's boobs, get your own.

I heard Londonite is available.


:luck


:bubba
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Re: British thread

Postby prophet » Jun 05, '14, 4:06 pm

SortaCreative wrote:
Camstud wrote:
PorkChop wrote:No one touches my valet's boobs, get your own.

I heard Londonite is available.


:luck


:bubba

:shaq2
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Re: British thread

Postby Camstud » Jun 05, '14, 5:01 pm

I think the Shaq face is how Aky's was as he typed that last post :lol
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prophet wrote:
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Viazon wrote:Fuck Nandos. Go to the meat counter in Tescos. You can get a whole chicken for not that much. Ready cooked. Me and my friends used to get them all the time then just eat them in the car.


Man I always think you can't get more weird and then you say something else :lol

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Re: British thread

Postby PorkChop » Jun 06, '14, 9:44 am

@Daz, they've been showing hockey on Sky Sports today and I've actually been enjoying it.

I've never watched hockey before and I still think it looks a little bit silly, but it's entertaining. England's women got smashed though.
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Re: British thread

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jun 06, '14, 2:55 pm

Twister wrote:And Aky don't even think about it, you'll be getting a swift kick to the balls before you even get a chance. FIGHTING TALK BRO :angrysanta


Camstud wrote:I think the Shaq face is how Aky's was as he typed that last post :lol


As I typed that post :shaq2
Seeing @Twister's reply :vince3

Change of heart. Maybe I could be a gent and a peck on the cheek? With some roses?
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