In the beginning, Zlatan created the heavens and the earth

[PorkChop]

Do you accept Zlatan as your lord and saviour?

[Enygma]

omg this is brilliant.

[PorkChop]

He has shown us the way, the truth, the life.

[Enygma]

#BowToZlatan

[Georgerv]

Oh so this is a thing now? Awesome

[Romo]

Zlatan be with you.

[prophet]

Zlatan even appreciates a good nut-meg, his opponent dared to Zlatan and so succeeded, as is the way of Zlatan.

[Enygma]

Dare to Zlatan!

One does not show Zlatan being nutmegged. I wish I could neg-rep this.

[Romo]

Dare to Zlatan!

One does not show Zlatan being nutmegged. I wish I could neg-rep this.

I got you bro.

[PorkChop]

Who remembers this?

[SlightlyJames]

Oh so this is a thing now? Awesome

It's been a thing for months, folks here (And Nike, apparently) just seem to have caught up to it.

[PorkChop]

Filthy

[GNR]

His Twitter today was absolutely golden.

https://twitter.com/Ibra_official

[Enygma]

This has to go into the PubTalk classics simply because Zlatan.

[PorkChop]

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Zlatan so much, I had all his signed shirts
> I pray to Zlatan every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Zlatan is love", I say. "Zlatan is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a twat
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Zlatan
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to my ear, "Dare to Zlatan"
> He grabs me with his big powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Zlatan
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Zlatan
> I want to please Zlatan
> He lets out a mighty Swedish roar as he fills me with his love
> My dad walks in
> Zlatan looks him straight in the eye, and says "Dare to Zlatan"
> He leaves through my window
> Zlatan is love, Zlatan is life.

[HFX]

> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Zlatan so much, I had all his signed shirts
> I pray to Zlatan every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Zlatan is love", I say. "Zlatan is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a twat
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Zlatan
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to my ear, "Dare to Zlatan"
> He grabs me with his big powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Zlatan
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Zlatan
> I want to please Zlatan
> He lets out a mighty Swedish roar as he fills me with his love
> My dad walks in
> Zlatan looks him straight in the eye, and says "Dare to Zlatan"
> He leaves through my window
> Zlatan is love, Zlatan is life.

Dude.... what the fuck man.

[PorkChop]

I take it you haven't seen that joke before

It was originally posted on 4chan about Shrek.

[Kyle]

This has the potential to be one of those special threads.

[SortaCreative]

Eh.

Too forced. Try again.

[HFX]

I take it you haven't seen that joke before

It was originally posted on 4chan about Shrek.

Yah I don't visit 4chan. I don't even go to the dark corners of Reddit.