
Do you accept Zlatan as your lord and saviour?
It is currently: Oct 20, '25, 11:14 am |
Moderator: PorkChop
prophet wrote:
Dare to Zlatan!
Enygma wrote:prophet wrote:
Dare to Zlatan!
One does not show Zlatan being nutmegged. I wish I could neg-rep this.
Georgerv wrote:Oh so this is a thing now? Awesome
PorkChop wrote:> I was only 9 years old
> I loved Zlatan so much, I had all his signed shirts
> I pray to Zlatan every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
> "Zlatan is love", I say. "Zlatan is life"
> My dad hears me and calls me a twat
> I called him a cunt
> He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, my face hurts
> I lay in bed and it's really cold
> I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I feel something touch me
> It's Zlatan
> I am so happy
> He whispers in to my ear, "Dare to Zlatan"
> He grabs me with his big powerful Swedish hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Zlatan
> He penetrates my butthole
> It hurts so much but I do it for Zlatan
> I want to please Zlatan
> He lets out a mighty Swedish roar as he fills me with his love
> My dad walks in
> Zlatan looks him straight in the eye, and says "Dare to Zlatan"
> He leaves through my window
> Zlatan is love, Zlatan is life.
PorkChop wrote:I take it you haven't seen that joke before
It was originally posted on 4chan about Shrek.
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