SPOILERS (if you read beyond this and bitch, die in a fire)

[Locke]

Bryan fucking loses -clean- and is a no show for Rumble.

Fucking Batista walks in last week and wins it.

I'm done. I'm deleting my DVR schedule and I am done.

[Settee]

I too am done. Fuck the WWE. I am boycotting them until they give Bryan what he deserves.

[Locke]

DVR deleted. My wife was actually like "Woa, what are you gonna watch now?" NOTHING! I'll fucking play Minecraft, eat my big purple dick you shit WWE fuckers. GRR I can't even think of insulting things to call you because everything is racist to someone.. I HOPE YOU EAT POOPY AND DIE YOU FUCKING POOPY FUCKERS

There. If I insulted any poopy in the making of this post, I hate you.