PCW Youtube: Zaid's A-List Episode 1

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[center]Zaid sits alone in what seems to be his living room. The walls are surrounded by posters of famous blockbusters such as Titanic, Gladiator and The Lord of The Rings. Each poster has Zaid badly photoshoped into them. Zaid picks up a microphone and begins to talk.

Zaid: Welcome ladies and gentlemen...and ladies to the very first show to grace PCW's Youtube channel. Zaid's A-List. In this show, ill be calling up all my famous friends from hollywood land and having chats with them. Lets go through my contacts book and see who we should call today.

Zaid takes out a five subject notebook from under his couch and flips though it quickly. After about 15 seconds, he tosses it to the side.

Zaid: It seems that all my friends are busy at the moment, but dont be worried people of Youtube, every intelligent man always has a plan b. Everyone give a very warm welcome to my fabulous and beautiful first guest, miss Gia DiFiero!

A canned applause goes of as Zaid reaches under his couch one more. This time he pulls out a blurry picture of DiFiero and some tape. He tapes the picture right next to him on his couch and picks up his mic again.

Zaid: Thanks for joining us here today babes, i have a whole truckload of things i wanna ask you, but since we're short on time and keeping it withing the laws of youtube, ill just ask you the one thing on everybody's mind. When are you going to dump that loser boyfriend of yours and come with me where you belong hun?? Ill give you a sec to think about that one.

Zaid shoves the mic into the picture and waits in silence for a minute.

Zaid: Actually babes, dont worry about answering this one. Ill do it for you. You'll fall into my arms on this next episode of Onslaught, after i do what your good for nothing boy toy couldnt and beat Hiroshi Saito. Then after i out wrestle Saito, you'll dump that loser Valentino and come home and do some wrestling with the A-Lister himself. Aint that right babes.

Zaid winks at the camera and proceeds to makeout with the picture of Gia. Another canned applause goes off as the screen fades to black.[/center]