Locke wrote:Why didn't anyone just figure it was dog shit?
Haha, for all I know maybe they did, but I didn't stick around to find out
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Locke wrote:Why didn't anyone just figure it was dog shit?
Viazon wrote:As a 30 year old man, I never thought I would be posting a story in this thread. But alas, it happened. Last night.
So I was showering up last night, getting ready for bed when I was suddenly struck down with diarrhea. I tried to go to bed but I kept getting up all night to go to the toiler. Every time I farted it was always a little bit more than a fart and had to go clean up. Eventually I decided that I need my sleep and can't keep getting up. I woke up in the morning to a little bit of a mess. It was enough to say that I full on shit my pants but it was definitely more than just a few skid marks. And it was definitely enough to seep through into my bed sheets. Needless to say, I absolutely let loose on the toiler after getting out of bed. I really needed to get it all out of me before I went to work. It was horrible. And to top it all off, I started throwing up. There's definitely something not right.
I did not end up going to work.
Viazon wrote:As a 30 year old man, I never thought I would be posting a story in this thread. But alas, it happened. Last night.
So I was showering up last night, getting ready for bed when I was suddenly struck down with diarrhea. I tried to go to bed but I kept getting up all night to go to the toilet. Every time I farted it was always a little bit more than a fart and had to go clean up. Eventually I decided that I need my sleep and can't keep getting up. I woke up in the morning to a little bit of a mess. It wasn't enough to say that I full on shit my pants but it was definitely more than just a few skid marks. And it was definitely enough to seep through into my bed sheets. Needless to say, I absolutely let loose on the toiler after getting out of bed. I really needed to get it all out of me before I went to work. It was horrible. And to top it all off, I started throwing up. There's definitely something not right.
I did not end up going to work.
AkydefGoldberg wrote:Like Gary Lineker on Twitter, every message you post on here will be replied with 'Shat your pants' or to that effect..Hope you get well soon
Everlong wrote:Yes. I love that this thread is still going.
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