Well, maybe not all of America.
Tickets for the most talented band in the world today the Black Keys, who are having a NYC show, went on sale today. It was a Citi Bank Cardmember only concert (which is weird for the Black Keys to begin with,) and Citi said the tickets went on sale at 2pm. So, at 2pm I go online as quickly as possible and find out that they actually went on sale at noon. They changed the time to noon only at 11:30. It sold out in under a fucking minute.
Is this not the definition of a scam? Someone be angry with me.