Worst movie you've paid to see?

by **JDD** » Feb 20, '15, 5:50 pm

Whats the worst movie you've ever paid to watch?

It might be because its shittiness is fresh in my mind but it has to be Jupiter Ascending. Visually nice but so damn boring. It sucked.

by **Everlong** » Feb 20, '15, 5:52 pm

I feel like I'm forgetting something really obvious, but I'd have to say the 2nd Hobbit movie. It was just so fucking bad.

by **SlightlyJames** » Feb 20, '15, 5:52 pm

I remember seeing a movie like 10 years ago with my cousin that had Ant & Dec performing an Alien Autopsy (creatively named Alien Autopsy). It was an absolute piece of shit.

by **flock u** » Feb 20, '15, 5:58 pm

mine would be a tie between Alien Resurrection and 2012

by **Circled Square** » Feb 20, '15, 6:03 pm

Dragonball Z: Evolution

:banghead

by **flock u** » Feb 20, '15, 6:47 pm

Circled Square wrote:Dragonball Z: Evolution

I salute you sir lol it's a lot of ball to admit to paying to see that piece of shit

Website · by **Hanley!** » Feb 20, '15, 7:06 pm

I've seen some real turds. So I couldn't pick just one. I used to go to the cinema a lot, and wasn't always as careful about the films that I chose to see. Some of them were just terrible.

Here are some of the worst of the worst:

1. Matrix 3
2. Pirates of the Caribbean 2 & 3
3. Serendipity
4. The Perfect Storm
5. Prometheus
6. Salt
7. Pearl Harbour
8. Quantum of Solace

God, I'm probably forgetting some too.

Full disclosure: I was once forced to see the Britney Spears movie in the cinema. It far surpassed all of the terrible shit I've listed above.

by **flock u** » Feb 21, '15, 1:04 am

This thread should be renamed Bad Movie Group Therapy lol where the true healing can begin.

by **Ali** » Feb 21, '15, 1:10 am

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

That movie, in a psychotic way, is kind of the reason I love movies today and why I want to make them one day. To prevent an atrocity like that from ever hitting the screen again!

by **Circled Square** » Feb 21, '15, 1:29 am

flock u wrote:This thread should be renamed Bad Movie Group Therapy lol where the true healing can begin.

I think my condition is chronic at this point. It'll be hard to look at DBZ the same way lmao.

by **Daz** » Feb 21, '15, 2:41 am

The Hobbit? Pirates of the Caribbean? You fuckers have had it lucky. You don't know my pain.

by **Circled Square** » Feb 21, '15, 2:45 am

Daz wrote:The Hobbit? Pirates of the Caribbean? You fuckers have had it lucky. You don't know my pain.

No fucking way in blue/green/yellow hell you can beat DBZ: Evolution.

by **PorkChop** » Feb 21, '15, 3:40 am

Prometheus
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Quantum of Solace

by **SortaCreative** » Feb 21, '15, 7:01 am

Ultraviolet.

I've not spoken to the friend that suggested it since. I walked out of the film and his life.

Deathproof as number two. The only other film i've ever walked out of.

by **Circled Square** » Feb 21, '15, 4:12 pm

SortaCreative wrote:Ultraviolet.

I've not spoken to the friend that suggested it since. I walked out of the film and his life.

Deathproof as number two. The only other film i've ever walked out of.

Wait...the Kurt Russell movie? The one were he has that car? I mean, it wasn't horrible...why the hate? Shit movie by Tarantino but come on it's not TERRIBLE.

by **SortaCreative** » Feb 21, '15, 4:13 pm

Circled Square wrote:
SortaCreative wrote:Ultraviolet.

I've not spoken to the friend that suggested it since. I walked out of the film and his life.

Deathproof as number two. The only other film i've ever walked out of.

Wait...the Kurt Russell movie? The one were he has that car? I mean, it wasn't horrible...why the hate? Shit movie by Tarantino but come on it's not TERRIBLE.

It was horrific. About half way through I had this crystal clear thought in my mind that asked me what the fuck is going on? do you even care? why the fuck are you still here? and I just turned to my mates and said, fuck this shit and left. It was bad.

by **Circled Square** » Feb 21, '15, 4:21 pm

I didn't necessarily like it, but if I saw it in a theater I wouldn't walk out on it. It had it's perks. It was a senseless movie though, and Tarantino's worst, at least of the one's I've seen. You didn't get a laugh out of the gore?

by **SortaCreative** » Feb 21, '15, 4:22 pm

Circled Square wrote:I didn't necessarily like it, but if I saw it in a theater I wouldn't walk out on it. It had it's perks. It was a senseless movie though, and Tarantino's worst, at least of the one's I've seen. You didn't get a laugh out of the gore?

Not really. Nothing about that film gelled with me. Maybe it was just me on that day. Who knows. Never seen it since.

by **flock u** » Feb 21, '15, 5:18 pm

Circled Square wrote:
flock u wrote:This thread should be renamed Bad Movie Group Therapy lol where the true healing can begin.

I think my condition is chronic at this point. It'll be hard to look at DBZ the same way lmao.

I had that problem after seeing it on FX lol what you do it you have to watch every episode of the show in marathon to cure the problem :) worked for me anyways

by **Locke** » Feb 21, '15, 6:37 pm

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