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How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby HardcoreLegend » Jun 03, '14, 3:42 pm

Now I'm sure we'd all like to think we would be one of the survivors in my slasher film, but in all honesty, how long do you think you'd last?

I think as soon as any killings started happening, I'd just run away and keep running, thus securing my safety. :lol
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Everlong » Jun 03, '14, 3:45 pm

I can guarantee I'd be one of the first ones killed. Not THE first though, because I'm not the token black guy. Sorry @Messiah and @Camstud, you guys are fucked in this movie :lol
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Kirbi » Jun 03, '14, 3:48 pm

In an average horror movie scenario - immediately destroyed. I'm wussy, naive, and pretty gullible. On the upside, I'd probably be found straight away after on account of my tendency to scream aloud when even mildly surprised.

I'd likely last longer, and do damage in return, in any scenario in which a loved one is also in danger though. I actually know that I would immediately get violent in this kind of scenario from experience.

But, you know, I'd still end up dead.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Camstud » Jun 04, '14, 5:40 am

Everlong wrote:I can guarantee I'd be one of the first ones killed. Not THE first though, because I'm not the token black guy. Sorry @Messiah and @Camstud, you guys are fucked in this movie :lol


As soon as I saw I was tagged in this thread I knew it would be something like this :lol
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby ShaneOfan » Jun 04, '14, 6:58 am

Depends if the cops stop me or not. If there is a sequel you can bank on the fact that even if I appear dead I'm not.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Locke » Jun 04, '14, 7:24 am

I think if I could get ahold of a decent weapon I'd be pretty brave with it, so would likely end up dead fast. That's if we're talking about a regular "some dude's a killer" type film. If we're talking paranormal shit, I'd probably end up dead from either curiosity or I'd be so terrified that I'd hide in a corner and not look at anything until something just got me. Hard to say.. I like paranormal stuff but I also know the reason I like paranormal stuff is because I'm terrified yet fascinated.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Daz » Jun 04, '14, 7:51 am

I'm the plucky sidekick. The plucky sidekicks always survive, or are working with the villain. I'd be fine.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby ShaneOfan » Jun 04, '14, 9:17 am

Daz wrote:I'm the plucky sidekick. The plucky sidekicks always survive, or are working with the villain. I'd be fine.


Yeah you can work with me. But keep in mind the plucky sidekick that is working with the villain is almost always killed by said villain. Usually you do have enough time to give your friend(s) an apology so you have that.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby War Daddy » Jun 04, '14, 9:21 am

I'd be fine. Not saying im the bravest guy, but, if you put a big tittied blonde next to me Ill fight anybody/anything :lol
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Ali » Jun 04, '14, 2:58 pm

There are four possible outcomes for me.

1. Opening victim

2. Plucky comic relief that's offed just before the end

3. Plucky comic relief that somehow survives

4. The killer

Seriously, though, if I ever end up in a Scream-like scenario, I'm punching a cop in the face. Why? Because Jail would be the safest place to be. Full security and monitoring, plus, if someone else is killed, they know you didn't do it, because you've been in jail the whole time!
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Babes » Jun 05, '14, 7:51 pm

I am ashamed to say I have actually put some thought into this prior to this post. I think it would depend on the surroundings and the plot of what is occurring; but generally I would die quickly. If it came down to sacrifice I am a giver and would do it in a heart beat. If it came down to out running I am slow. If it came down to anything suspenseful I have an over active imagination that will undoubtedly get me killed.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby War Daddy » Jun 05, '14, 8:08 pm

Ali wrote:There are four possible outcomes for me.

1. Opening victim

2. Plucky comic relief that's offed just before the end

3. Plucky comic relief that somehow survives

4. The killer

Seriously, though, if I ever end up in a Scream-like scenario, I'm punching a cop in the face. Why? Because Jail would be the safest place to be. Full security and monitoring, plus, if someone else is killed, they know you didn't do it, because you've been in jail the whole time!


Tell that to the inmates in Jeepers Creepers.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jun 06, '14, 2:23 pm

I'd probably die in between the first dude and the middle part of the movie. I'd die trying to fight in defence with a cricket bat and eventually give up and get stomped. End.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Westcoastvibes » Jun 06, '14, 9:53 pm

Most likely within the first half. I would be the guy that steps up all tough like "pft, this guy ain't shit - Bring it on asswhole!" As I get gutted with a spork or hit by a car while acting all brave.

But, if I was the killer, I would last longer than all the Freddy movies, Jason movies and then saw franchise combined cause I am that badass. :swanson
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby SKS » Jun 06, '14, 10:16 pm

I would try to run but end up trapped and stabbed to death halfway through the movie .
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby JPG619 » Jun 06, '14, 11:14 pm

I don't think that long. I have bad knee from multiple surgeries so I don't think i can out run it. However it I had decent weapons then I think i can some what survive
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby HFX » Jun 06, '14, 11:27 pm

I'd be that dude who pulls out a knife/other sharp weapon or baseball bat/blunt weapon and challenges the killer head on and then I stab him through the heart/smash him over the head and get cocky and think I've won and next thing you know I'm pinned to the wall with a machete through my chest and I'm dead.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby Chewy » Jun 07, '14, 6:51 am

I actually was thinking this while watching the Blair Witch Project the other day.

My plan for that was to set up an OP just of the main campsite and ambush the fucker.

I think I'd be fine for the following reasons.

Against humans I'd be pretty confident in killing the other fucker, unless it's Jason Bourne, but then everyone is fucked.

Against some multiple enemy scenario, like Demons or Zombies and shit, I can probably organise a group well enough to fight, or fied a good enough hide to stay safe in the short term.

Against some supernatural super killer like Jason or Myers I can probably run faster than most folk.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby VaderBomb » Jun 07, '14, 8:30 am

I'd possibly survive. I've seen thousands of horror films, so I'd avoid falling into most traps.
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Re: How long would you last in a horror film?

Postby PorkChop » Jun 07, '14, 11:03 am

VaderBomb wrote:I'd possibly survive. I've seen thousands of horror films, so I'd avoid falling into most traps.

Or, you could be the guy who claims he isn't fazed by the serial killer and says he can avoid most traps, then fall into the most obvious trap going.
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