What's your favourite movie quote

[PorkChop]

Mine is "I will be returning shortly" by Arnod Swarsneggor in The Exterminator.

I also like it when Hagird says to Harold Porter "You are magic, Harold".

What's your favourite quote

[SlightlyJames]

"James. James Bond." - 007

[Everlong]

Also, pretty much everything from Wet Hot American Summer.

[Settee]

"You are my son, Luke" Dark Vaydor

[ShaneOfan]

"May the fourth be with you"
"Luke I am your father"

[AkydefGoldberg]

Also, pretty much everything from Wet Hot American Summer.

I love this due to the SOB being used in all those Arnie prank calls and he says it so cool.

My favourite quotes, by Arnie.

"I'll be back"

"GET TO ZE CHOPPA!!"

[Ace]

"I'm a dog chasing cars; I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! I just do things."
"Why so serious?"
"I'll show ya. When the chips are down, these uh these 'civilized' people, they'll eat each other."
-Joker, Dark Knight (2008)

[prophet]

"Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine."

- Patrick Stewart, Ted (2012)

[PorkChop]

The amount of serious replies in this thread saddens me.

[Ali]

[VaderBomb]

"Frontiers are an invention of men. Nature doesn't give a hoot." - Grand Illuison, 1937

"I have no choice but to dismiss you. It breaks my heart, but I can't expose my guests to your firearms. It may be wrong of them, but they value their lives." - The Rules of the Game, 1939

"I don't love you, but you are the only woman for whom I have no contempt." - Children of Paradise, 1945

"I've always wished for more artistic talent. Well, murder can be an art, too. The power to kill can be just as satisfying as the power to create." - Rope, 1948

"She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it." - Sunset Boulevard, 1950

"Ambition must be as boundless as the ocean." - Ugetsu, 1953

"I found that humans have little sympathy for things that don't directly concern them. They're ruthless. Unless those hearts can be changed, the world you dream of cannot come true." - Sansho The Bailiff, 1954

"Don't be like me. Salvation doesn't lie within four walls. I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional. Even the most miserable life is better than a sheltered existence in an organized society where everything is calculated and perfected." - La Dolce Vita, 1960

"The more one talks, the less the words mean." - Vivre sa vie, 1962

"I killed two people. One was... yesterday? He was just a boy and I led him into quicksand. The other was... well, before Aqaba. I had to execute him with my pistol, and there was something about it that I didn't like." - Lawrence of Arabia, 1962

"Oh, it wasn't meant for human beings. Just for snakes - and funerals." - Contempt, 1963

"Come with us quietly, Rosemary. Don't argue or make a scene. Because if you say anything more about witches or witchcraft, we're gonna be forced to take you to a mental hospital. You don't want that, do you?" - Rosemary's Baby, 1968

"We all dream of being a child again, even the worst of us. Perhaps the worst most of all." - The Wild Bunch, 1969

"All men are guilty. They're born innocent, but it doesn't last." - Le cercle rouge, 1970

"I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water... more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches. But whoever deserts..." - Aguirre: The Wrath of God, 1972

"Let everything that's been planned come true. Let them believe. And let them have a laugh at their passions. Because what they call passion actually is not some emotional energy, but just the friction between their souls and the outside world. And most important, let them believe in themselves. Let them be helpless like children, because weakness is a great thing, and strength is nothing. When a man is just born, he is weak and flexible. When he dies, he is hard and insensitive. When a tree is growing, it's tender and pliant. But when it's dry and hard, it dies. Hardness and strength are death's companions. Pliancy and weakness are expressions of the freshness of being. Because what has hardened will never win." - Stalker, 1979

"Therefore let us be happy while we are happy. Let us be kind, generous, affectionate and good. It is necessary and not at all shameful to take pleasure in the little world." - Fanny and Alexander, 1982

"Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight." - The Meaning of Life, 1983

"If a person will apologize for the wrongs he didn't do then he's capable of doing anything terrible." - A Brighter Summer Day, 1991

"Bill, do you have any idea how much trouble you got yourself into last night just by going over there? Who do you think those people were? Those were not just some ordinary people. If I told you their names... no, I'm not going to tell you their names... but if I did, I don't think you'd sleep so well at night." - Eyes Wide Shut, 1999

"If you leave me now, in the next life you will be my sworn enemy. And I will show you no mercy." - The Master, 2012

[ShaneOfan]

Isn't that Casper Van Deen from Stargate?

[UTK]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he might refuse, but if he refuses, I will threaten him with dying."

"Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. There are some people that are darker than others, and they're not equal to us."

"Say 'hello' to my little friend, who is a gun and will not respond because it is a gun and you are dying."

"Luke, I made half your DNA."

[Matteo]

"In the end, we spend our lives alone".

[iMike]

You're HIV-Aladeen - The Dictator