MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY

by **KaiserGlider** » Jul 09, '16, 10:38 pm

OF THE CONQUEROR, MY LORD.

HE CONQUERED UNDERTAKER'S STREAK. I KNOW THAT STRIKES A CORD.
NOW 'TAKER WILL RETIRE, AND NOT ON HIS OWN ACCORD.
THE CONQUEROR MARCHES ON.

MARK HUNT BECAME MARK HUNTED, AND THE HUNTER WASN'T PLAYIN'
MARK CALLED HIMSELF "THE SUPER SAMOAN", BUT BROCK IS A SUPER SAIYAN.
THE CONQUEROR MARCHES ON.

NOW THE BEAST WILL HUNT A VIPER, AND HE WILL SHOW NO PITY.
RANDALL, YO ASS GOIN TO SUPLEX CITY.
THE CONQUEROR MARCHES ON.

GLOOOOOORY, GLOOORY, BAAAARRRRACK LESNAR.
GLOOOOOORY, GLOOORY, BAAAARRRRACK LESNAR.
BAAARAAACK LESNAR MARCHES ON.

:brock

#CONQUERED. #LESNARED. #BROCKWINSLOL #BEASTMODE #CANYOUSEEMENOW

PAUL. SAY SOMETHING STUPID.

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am here as the advocate for my client....

BAAAAAAAAAARRAAAAAACK LLLLLLLLLLLLEESSSANARRRRRR

by **Everlong** » Jul 09, '16, 10:43 pm

OH FUCK HE WON?!?! I TOTALLY FORGOT UFC 200 WAS TONIGHT NOOOOO I MISSED IT

YAS BROCK YAS

by **KaiserGlider** » Jul 09, '16, 10:56 pm

By UNANIMOUS FUCKING DECISION. What a fight!

First round - Brock starts off cautiously, measuring his man. He pulls off a couple successful takedowns, but Mark hangs in there as the round ends. I thought this was as far as Lesnar would go.

Second Round - Brock doesn't connect with any takedowns in this one. Hunt is calm and calculating, just stalking Lesnar around the ring, waiting for the chance to pull a knockout. I was very nervous here. Towards the end of the round, Lesnar rushed Hunt into the cage and held him there until the time expired. The first round was definitely Lesnar's - not much happened in the second round but Hunt was in control.

Third Round - Starts off the same way the last round went. Brock manages to duck some punches from Hunt, and he looks more worn out than Hunt. My stream went out for a few seconds; when it came back on Lesnar had Hunt on the ground and was pounding away. Brock wrestlefucked Hunt and kept punching his head for the rest of the round until the buzzer went off.

WITNESS HIM BROTHER. WITNESS HIM.