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[Buck]

In order for this board to truly reach its true potential, I believe this must be instituted.

I propose we make EVERYONE who signs into this forum pass a breathalyzer test. The test would prohibit anyone to log in unless your blood alcohol level is at least high enough to be considered legally intoxicated in most countries.

It would be better, trust me!

[Daz]

But then HFX would never be allowed to post.

[Romo]

Isn't Tim always wasted though?

[AkydefGoldberg]

I think PTF should hire online bouncers, if anyone posts that sounds even remotely drunk then they "pick" em up and throw them out. Over the internet top rope. Unless you're Kofi Kingston and can think of some genuis way to avoid it.

[Locke]

I couldn't have designed this place with that tool in place. Might be a plus. Poop brown and all. But bars are poop brown (fancy ones, anyway). It's to make you poop.

I have to poop.

[Buck]

I think PTF should hire online bouncers, if anyone posts that sounds even remotely drunk then they "pick" em up and throw them out. Over the internet top rope. Unless you're Kofi Kingston and can think of some genuis way to avoid it.

My post was the exact opposite. It wouldn't allow you to post UNLESS you're drunk.

But then again we might have some minors on this board, and we don't want to encourage underage drinking, I guess. Well, I suppose.

[Locke]

Sure we do. I just haven't gotten around to enforcing a "Must be X age or older to join" function.