Toilet Paper Orientation

[KaiserGlider]

How do you hang your toilet paper?

[Everlong]

Over, like a civilized human being.

[The Legend]

Over is the only right answer.

[PorkChop]

Anyone who says under should be put down like the animal they are.

[EmperorWu]

Who

gives

a

fucking

shit.

This debate kind of pisses me off. It's fucking toilet paper and yet people use hyperbolic terms to describe people who don't agree with their opinion. It's so god damned insignificant yet people act like it matters. There are real problems in the world, and people focus on stupid shit like this... Like really even you guys are doing it. If you don't use toilet paper like I do you're uncivilized, and should be murdered. I know I'm being dumb and people are trying to be funny I guess. It's just really played out, and I don't see the humor in it, I just roll my eyes and it and try to ignore it for the most part.

[Westcoastvibes]

Well, that escalated quickly

[DBSoT]

Who

gives

a

fucking

shit.

This debate kind of pisses me off. It's fucking toilet paper and yet people use hyperbolic terms to describe people who don't agree with their opinion. It's so god damned insignificant yet people act like it matters. There are real problems in the world, and people focus on stupid shit like this... Like really even you guys are doing it. If you don't use toilet paper like I do you're uncivilized, and should be murdered. I know I'm being dumb and people are trying to be funny I guess. It's just really played out, and I don't see the humor in it, I just roll my eyes and it and try to ignore it for the most part.

I guess your one of those under people. *Searches for cover*

[Everlong]

Who

gives

a

fucking

shit.

This debate kind of pisses me off. It's fucking toilet paper and yet people use hyperbolic terms to describe people who don't agree with their opinion. It's so god damned insignificant yet people act like it matters. There are real problems in the world, and people focus on stupid shit like this... Like really even you guys are doing it. If you don't use toilet paper like I do you're uncivilized, and should be murdered. I know I'm being dumb and people are trying to be funny I guess. It's just really played out, and I don't see the humor in it, I just roll my eyes and it and try to ignore it for the most part.

You must be fun at parties.

[Str8Shooter]

I thought the Kanye fights and scollops thing were the dumbest things ever on this forum, but fights about toilet paper orientation have taken that title and will never lose it.

[Str8Shooter]

Who

gives

a

fucking

shit.

This debate kind of pisses me off. It's fucking toilet paper and yet people use hyperbolic terms to describe people who don't agree with their opinion. It's so god damned insignificant yet people act like it matters. There are real problems in the world, and people focus on stupid shit like this... Like really even you guys are doing it. If you don't use toilet paper like I do you're uncivilized, and should be murdered. I know I'm being dumb and people are trying to be funny I guess. It's just really played out, and I don't see the humor in it, I just roll my eyes and it and try to ignore it for the most part.

Toilet paper is what sets you off huh? Pretty sure he doesn't actually think people should be killed for underhand, just going out on a limb here.

[Viazon]

Anyone who says under should be put down like the animal they are.

Down repped for telling the truth. Seems about right.

[VaderBomb]

The question shouldn't be how you hang your dry wipes.

The real question is do you guys use wet wipes? If you don't, my asshole is much cleaner than yours.

[Viazon]

The question shouldn't be how you hang your dry wipes.

The real question is do you guys use wet wipes? If you don't, my asshole is much cleaner than yours.

This is actually something I may take into consideration.

[Hanley!]

Yeah, I agree with Wu here. It's dumb how much people care about completely inconsequential stuff like this. It makes 100% no difference to anyone or anything whatsoever. Who cares?

But you know. Over. Obviously.

[ChrisCrossed]

I use a bidet cause I'm not a filthy peasant.

[PorkChop]

The question shouldn't be how you hang your dry wipes.

The real question is do you guys use wet wipes? If you don't, my asshole is much cleaner than yours.

Talk to me more about wet wipes.

Is the difference really that good? Should I make the switch?

[The Legend]

Yeah, I agree with Wu here. It's dumb how much people care about completely inconsequential stuff like this. It makes 100% no difference to anyone or anything whatsoever. Who cares?

But you know. Over. Obviously.

It's inconsequential as long as its in a bathroom you don't use. However, I find it very important when it comes to being in a bathroom and needing to get toilet paper. It's easier to tear toilet paper when it goes over. If it goes under, I find it more difficult to tear free and when you are needing toilet paper a quick tear instead of it unrolling on you is pretty damn important in that moment.

[Hanley!]

Is it though?

[The Legend]

Is it though?

Is what though?

[EmperorWu]

Is it though?

Is what though?

It will never matter ever. Is having it under really so inconvenient? Who cares.

Also wipes are a revelation. If I don't have any, like at work, I get some paper towels and wet them with water. My ass has never been so clean.

Also I know I got a little too upset. I'm sick, and had just suffered through a long day at work being the aforementioned sick, and did not get home till 4am. So I may have been a bit grumpy...

I'm an over guy, but I still don't give the slightest shit which way people decide to do it. And if I happen to not pay attention and put it under, it stays that way.