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Postby DBSoT » Mar 31, '16, 3:48 pm

we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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Postby Circled Square » Mar 31, '16, 3:49 pm

Because Bush did 9/11
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Postby Everlong » Mar 31, '16, 4:00 pm

The same reason noses run and feet smell
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Postby Westcoastvibes » Mar 31, '16, 4:15 pm

Why is ben Affleck batman?
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Postby The Legend » Mar 31, '16, 4:35 pm

Why do we say something is out of whack, what's a whack?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's stale bread.

When cheese gets its picture taken does it say human?

Do Roman paramedics call IV's 4's?

Why if someone says there's one billion stars in the sky you believe them, but if they say a wall has wet paint you touch it to check?

Why are there braille dots on the drive thru ATM?

Why does a ship carry cargo and a car carry shipments?

Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8?

If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Postby BrautFan » Mar 31, '16, 7:40 pm

Why would someone flat on their ass be planning a trip abroad, invite another person, and give that person a very sketchy outline of what it's all about?

Why do people seriously invest when they are in a shitload of debt?

Why does every Tom, Dick, and Harry give me "advice" about how to proceed with my life, when to buy a house, car, dog, cat, baby, husband, etc.?

Why do I have to work on April Fools? Why is April Fools not a major ("time and a half") holiday?
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Postby Westcoastvibes » Mar 31, '16, 8:01 pm

Fools fall in love
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Postby Ali » Mar 31, '16, 10:15 pm

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
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Re: Why do....

Postby The Legend » Apr 01, '16, 8:04 pm

BrautFan wrote:Why would someone flat on their ass be planning a trip abroad, invite another person, and give that person a very sketchy outline of what it's all about?

Why do people seriously invest when they are in a shitload of debt?

Why does every Tom, Dick, and Harry give me "advice" about how to proceed with my life, when to buy a house, car, dog, cat, baby, husband, etc.?

Why do I have to work on April Fools? Why is April Fools not a major ("time and a half") holiday?


It's possible you missed the point of this thread :P
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Postby Kreashko » Jun 20, '16, 8:52 pm

This thread is EPIC!
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