So I met this chick, Im not good with making up names like @Porkchop so we will just call her Chick. Anyways, we got to talking for a bit. Traded numbers, all that fun jazz. Everything is going great, turns out she likes the gym just as much as I do! You know how much of a gym boner that gives me? I huge one, and I aint got much! Naturally, I'm on her instagram giving her likes for that ass. One problem, she lives a bit away. Not a big deal I could drive it. So we stay talking, things going great.
Fast forward a bit. She out of nowhere drops a bombshell. She says she loves me.
Now, I ain't one to jump the gun, but shit thats scary. I rather have my shirt ripped off by a train than say I love you back! So I tell her, "Lol you wild though, what you doing?". She gets angry and doesn't talk to me a bit. Whatever, not my first rodeo. She comes back and says she wants to start snapchatting. Im ok with this, I use it quite a bit. Plus the potential for nudes 
. And by golly, does she ever deliver! Finest set of tits Ive seen! I'm like ok girl, I like you. Love? No. Like? I can do that. We right back to where we started. Gym, nudes, sleep. Rinse wash repeat. Going great for weeks. We get a plan set up for her to come down and hang out. I couldn't wait. Not gonna lie, Im very excite. *Borat voice*.
All of a sudden I get a message on facebook. IT'S HER GODDAMN FIANCE. WHEN THE FUCK DID SHE MENTION A FIANCE? NEVER! Im pissed, but concerned cuz I aint about to wreck a marriage in progess. I mean damn, the dude works at AutoZone. How can I fuck with that?
Anyways, the conversation went like this:
AZ: Yo, why the fuck you messing with my fiance?
Me: Hold on man, fiance? She never said anything like that!
AZ: Really, thats fucked up man. I'll kill you.
Me: Nah man, I truly had no idea. I'll even send you screenshots. She even said she loved me.
AZ: This whole thing is messed up, you better not have done anything with her.
Me: Well man, Ive seen her tits.
AZ: *signs off*
Thats not the entire conversation but a short summary of it. Long story short, he wasnt happy. Oh, they had 2 kids too!
Bitches man, ain't worth shit. Still saw her tits tho, shit was fire.
Im gonna be alone forever.
