If you were in the WWE what would your gimmick be?

[Everlong]

LET'S HEAR IT

Give us your gimmick, your wrestling style, your signature move, catch phrase and anything else.

It should be at least loosely based on your real life personality.

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blind white supremacist

managed by Zeb Coulter

[Str8Shooter]

Complete Canadian stereotype. It's the one stereotype gimmick they've never done!

My Mania entrance would be a duel performance by Bieber and Drake. My ring attire would be a classic Canadian tuxedo. And I would immediately apologize profusely upon hitting any sort of offensive maneuver.

And obviously my two cheat moves would be a hockey stick to the balls and some maple syrup in the eyes.

[Circled Square]

kush limbaugh

very liberal with drugs

hard right on everything else

managed by zeb coulter again

[Hanley!]

I feel like I shouldn't be giving you any more ammunition.

[Ali]

Complete Canadian stereotype. It's the one stereotype gimmick they've never done!

[VaderBomb]

LET'S HEAR IT

Give us your gimmick, your wrestling style, your signature move, catch phrase and anything else.

It should be at least loosely based on your real life personality.

This has been my go to gimmick for years. I usually bust him out at parties or yards.

Name- Marcus Lucas Dookis (shortened version: MLD)
Nickname- "The Lethal Dragon"
Wrestling Style- Strong-Style Puroresu/Technical submission
Finisher- The Lethal Dose (pedigree setup with a knee to the skull), Dookis deathlock (similar to the Muta Lock)
Catch Phrase- Whatever I can come up with at the moment after a few drinks.




Dookis is the one with the long hair, tassles and feathered boa. This was a few years ago.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I'm not a dynamic personality so I imagine I'd be the fourth member of a stable, sort of a jobber/guy who gets his ass kicked regularly. But with a dry sense of humour; good, fast paced in-ring tempo; finishing move (well, it just has to be) the pedigree as my boy Delroy Andrews did in WCSF.

If not of the above, then Vince will probably shove me a stereotypical Muslim "extremist" character in a similiar vein to Muhammed Hassan and due to no fault of my own, probably be released due to a poorly thought out angle that causes wide spread condemnation and I'll be consigned to finding poorly paid acting jobs dubbing commercials for fried food joints.