http://www.theinertia.com/environment/b ... a-sunfish/
Oh man. This is so fucking funny. Being from around the Boston area myself, I know a handful of dudes that sound like this guy... just not quite as stupid.
The guy can't make up his mind as to what type of animal it is and cannot decide if he wants to help it or eat it. I know this video is viral (so a lot of you have seen it, I'm sure) but the whole 5+ minutes is worth watching. Absolute comedic gold.