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MUH MEAT

Postby Locke » Aug 29, '15, 4:42 pm

So we just got done talking in the awesome PUBTALK feature of this beautiful forum that some amazing genius created that no one ever talks about or acknowledges or thanks, and I got this crazy idea! Why don't I talk some folks thru with what I'm doing today? Had lots of fans.. I signed some titties, it was good.. But the guys there, the guys there demanded I show pix or it didn't happen.

So here's my pix. It happened.

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If I had to describe a taste, it'd be something like.. ham.. Not deli ham, but ham - like smoked ham. Dad's ham. Someone's ham. Just good ham. Got the idea? Not slices, not deli, but still ham.. Yeah? Okay, think of that.. but make it super hot, super fatty, and super.. NOT HAM. OMG. It's probably.. no, easily, the best pork product I've ever done up. But nothing ever holds a candle to my beer-can chicken. NOTHING.

I bet you guys wish you were my friends. Cuz I'd feed you all, and since I know you guys like 'rasslin', I'd feed you AND put on some awesome PPV's.

Keep it in mind if you're ever in the Kansas City, MO area. I will host you, feed you, pamper you, and high five the fuck out of you. I'm a good guy. No one ever gives me credit so I give myself credit. DAS WUT I DO
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Locke » Aug 29, '15, 11:16 pm

unfunny drunk joke went here*
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Circled Square » Aug 29, '15, 11:55 pm

what
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby VaderBomb » Aug 30, '15, 1:38 am

This would've been better with a dick pic included but I'll give you rep for being so utterly bizarre.


Your meat looks very tasty btw.
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Daz » Aug 30, '15, 4:55 am

VaderBomb wrote:Your meat looks very tasty btw.


That's not the sort of thing one man should say to another man. Unless he's into that sort of thing ... in which case, proceed.
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby VaderBomb » Aug 30, '15, 5:03 am

Daz wrote:
VaderBomb wrote:Your meat looks very tasty btw.


That's not the sort of thing one man should say to another man. Unless he's into that sort of thing ... in which case, proceed.

I appreciate some tasty meat. I'd shove half of Locke's tasty meat right down my throat and my girlfriend can have the other half.

Not his dick. The food.
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Westcoastvibes » Aug 30, '15, 10:14 am

Im not gonna lie, i thought it was going to be a dick pic :rotf2
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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Viazon » Aug 30, '15, 11:58 am

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Re: MUH MEAT

Postby Kein » Aug 31, '15, 3:25 pm

Woulda been too good to be true.
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