So we just got done talking in the awesome PUBTALK feature of this beautiful forum that some amazing genius created that no one ever talks about or acknowledges or thanks, and I got this crazy idea! Why don't I talk some folks thru with what I'm doing today? Had lots of fans.. I signed some titties, it was good.. But the guys there, the guys there demanded I show pix or it didn't happen.
So here's my pix. It happened.
If I had to describe a taste, it'd be something like.. ham.. Not deli ham, but ham - like smoked ham. Dad's ham. Someone's ham. Just good ham. Got the idea? Not slices, not deli, but still ham.. Yeah? Okay, think of that.. but make it super hot, super fatty, and super.. NOT HAM. OMG. It's probably.. no, easily, the best pork product I've ever done up. But nothing ever holds a candle to my beer-can chicken. NOTHING.
I bet you guys wish you were my friends. Cuz I'd feed you all, and since I know you guys like 'rasslin', I'd feed you AND put on some awesome PPV's.
Keep it in mind if you're ever in the Kansas City, MO area. I will host you, feed you, pamper you, and high five the fuck out of you. I'm a good guy. No one ever gives me credit so I give myself credit. DAS WUT I DO