Shit my dad says

[Locke]

My dad is the king of simple jokes and one liners. I think I'll share the really good ones when I hear them.
Feel free to add your own (dad or not)!

To start things off..

"He was movin' faster than Jared Fogle at a T-Ball game."

[Locke]

For the un-Muricans..
T-Ball is baseball for 4-5 year old boys and girls where they hit a stationary ball off of a little podium type structure called a tee.

[SlightlyJames]

Wouldn't it be Tee Ball then? And who the shit is Jared Fogle?

[Locke]

Wouldn't it be Tee Ball then? And who the shit is Jared Fogle?

Funnily enough, it's T-Ball if you go to a sporting goods store. #JustEngrishThings

Jared is the Subway guy that just got busted for fucking kids.
The guy that started and ended his career the same way: Trying to get into smaller pants.

[Locke]

Here's another of his from the other day. The radio was playing and I was on my Dell laptop, and I looked up and saw the gears in his head turning as he looked up at me with a devilish grin:

"What do you call a singing computer?"


... "Adele"

Bravo, dad, bravo.