It does sound like Viazon's town has shit Subways. Not knowing which direction bread should be facing is the bit that is making me scratch my head. How would you even go about finding someone who didn't know that the outside of a sandwich should be on the outside?
Though I can confirm that every Subway I've ever been to put the cheese on the same way you said. Not sure why, I'd never given it any thought until now. Thanks, Viazon. That never bothered me before and now it will.