A matter of utmost importance is ignored by many..

[Locke]

If you work at a restaurant or you're making a sandwich of any sort that requires mayonnaise, please remember that mayonnaise goes on BOTH sides of the sandwich!

Matters of importance, people.

Are you a condiments on 1 side person, or both?

Discuss

[SlightlyJames]

No sandwich requires mayonnaise. Provide me with an optional sachet instead of tainting my sandwich with it.

[Locke]

No sandwich requires mayonnaise. Provide me with an optional sachet instead of tainting my sandwich with it.

You read guuds

Are you a condiments on 1 side person, or both?

Discuss

[Circled Square]

I went to Loblaws (Canadian grocery shit) and picked up a few premade subs in a plastic...thingy, fuck you I don't know how to describe it, and it was a decent sandwich overall but only one piece of bread had mayo on it. Made the sandwich dry to me.

[VaderBomb]

You absolutely have to put condiments on both sides if the sandwich needs condiments. I'm a spicy mustard guy and I slather that shit on both sides of most sandwiches that I make.

[Locke]

(will rep you when it rebuilds <3)

[Circled Square]

You absolutely have to put condiments on both sides if the sandwich needs condiments. I'm a spicy mustard guy and I slather that shit on both sides of most sandwiches that I make.

Spicy mustard is my shit.

[The Legend]

I actually prefer to build my sandwich with the meat, veggies and cheese first and then put the condiment(s) in the middle.

[Daz]

If you're gonna use mayo or any other condiments, fuck yeah, both sides. Or just load that shit up in the middle. If you're only gonna do one side, you might as well fuck off and not even bother.

[UTK]

What's the difference between putting it on one side and putting it in the middle? It'll be the same amount and, unless you don't know how to bite things, you would be getting the same amount of the condiment in each bite. Sounds like you all just suck at putting stuff on your sandwiches.

I only put my condiment of choice on the top. Suck it.

[Circled Square]

What's the difference between putting it on one side and putting it in the middle? It'll be the same amount and, unless you don't know how to bite things, you would be getting the same amount of the condiment in each bite. Sounds like you all just suck at putting stuff on your sandwiches.

I only put my condiment of choice on the top. Suck it.

I like to make my sandwich meat/veggies soggy as fuck: The post.

[Viazon]

Hmm. I usually only put it on one side. I have never really thought about it though.

[Hanley!]

You absolutely have to put condiments on both sides if the sandwich needs condiments. I'm a spicy mustard guy and I slather that shit on both sides of most sandwiches that I make.

Spicy mustard on one side, ketchup on the other: Book it!

If it's mayonnaise though, don't use it on either side. Leave that filthy sandwich parasite in the jar where it belongs. I really hate mayonnaise, you guys.

[SlightlyJames]

If it's mayonnaise though, don't use it on either side. Leave that filthy sandwich parasite in the jar where it belongs. I really hate mayonnaise, you guys.

As soon as I saw the word mayonnaise I was waiting for your response I still remember your nightmare of an endless sea of mayonnaise from a while back

[Circled Square]

You absolutely have to put condiments on both sides if the sandwich needs condiments. I'm a spicy mustard guy and I slather that shit on both sides of most sandwiches that I make.

Spicy mustard on one side, ketchup on the other: Book it!

If it's mayonnaise though, don't use it on either side. Leave that filthy sandwich parasite in the jar where it belongs. I really hate mayonnaise, you guys.

this nigga puts ketchup on his sandwich?

[Viazon]

You absolutely have to put condiments on both sides if the sandwich needs condiments. I'm a spicy mustard guy and I slather that shit on both sides of most sandwiches that I make.

Spicy mustard on one side, ketchup on the other: Book it!

If it's mayonnaise though, don't use it on either side. Leave that filthy sandwich parasite in the jar where it belongs. I really hate mayonnaise, you guys.

this nigga puts ketchup on his sandwich?

Depends on the sandwich.

You have never put ketchup on a sandwich?

[Locke]

I think condiments are absolutely a must for a sandwich, but to me, it doesn't have to be mayo. I like ketchup on one side, mustard on the other, or both on both.. but there has to be something on BOTH sides, always! That dry side is rape and it's wrong and it should be a punishable offense to any public restaurant/deli worker.

For my personal tastes, I can't really tell much difference between mayo or a ketchup+mustard mixture, it's really damn near identical, so I never understood some people's hate(fear?) for mayo.

Either way, PROTECT YOSELF, ALWAYS USE A CONDIMENT!~

The inspiration for this important public service announcement..
The lady at the deli put lettuce on one side and mayo on the other on my fish sandwich today. I cried.
RIP perfectly good sammich

[prophet]

If you're gonna use mayo or any other condiments, fuck yeah, both sides. Or just load that shit up in the middle. If you're only gonna do one side, you might as well fuck off and not even bother.

You put sauce on both sides of your bacon sarnie? @Daz

[Locke]

bacon sarnie

I'll take 8!

[Hanley!]

this nigga puts ketchup on his sandwich?

Mustard and ketchup are destined to go together. To keep them apart would be a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions ... Specifically Romeo & Juliet.