VaderBomb AMA

[VaderBomb]

War Daddy can suck my Alpha Beast.

[prophet]

Why isn't Zack Sabre Jr shown love internationally the same way other Independent wrestling stars are? He's arguably the most consistently brilliant wrestler working today.

Who do you believe to be the best wrestler in the world today? (FYI: I'd say Cesaro, with Nakamura a close second)

How did you get so invested in Independent wrestling?

Please admit, once and for all, that Big E is better than Misawa

War Daddy or Alpha Beast - which of these testosterone fuelled names do you prefer?

Are you a slut?

[PorkChop]

What's your favourite submission move?

Have you ever been to the UK?

Tim vs Taj in a fight. Who wins?

Do you really believe Chris Benoit was framed?

Will you be watching CM Punk's UFC debut?

How hot is your mum, out of 10?

...seeing as War Daddy won't answer, have you ever shat yourself?

[Everlong]

People have called your tastes pretentious, which is certain to be annoying to you (it would be to me). What's the best way you've figured out to respond to those people?

[War Daddy]

Have you ever tasted booty crumbs from eating ass?

[Circled Square]

You're into hipster shit, but you're a great dude, I don't get it. You should be an asshole, but you're not.

Answer Tim's question because that's what I wanted to ask.

[VaderBomb]

Why isn't Zack Sabre Jr shown love internationally the same way other Independent wrestling stars are? He's arguably the most consistently brilliant wrestler working today.

I totally agree with you and the mystery is bothering me as well. He's slowly but surely getting the recognition that he deserves but he's still pretty unknown to many wrestling fans. The Wrestling Observer named him the best technical wrestler last year, so that's cool. I honestly love the dude's work and I hope that he signs with WWE. I haven't seen much of his work since he left NOAH but apparently he's working with them again. I need to find the time to catch up on Zack Sabre Jr.

Who do you believe to be the best wrestler in the world today? (FYI: I'd say Cesaro, with Nakamura a close second)

Today? Cesaro, Shinsuke Nakamura, Seth Rollins, Finn Balor, Zack Sabre Jr. and Kevin Owens are all killing it. I can't wait to see Chael Sonnen in action. Cesaro is honestly the best wrestler going right now, and Nakamura is probably the best total package.

How did you get so invested in Independent wrestling?

I moved to Florida for a few years after my dad passed away. I purposely didn't make many friends and spent most of my time getting back into wrestling (around the time that I joined WWE-Club in 2007) and going to solo safari missions in the wilderness. This is when I discovered ROH and Puroresu and my passion for wrestling was re-igntited 100%.

Please admit, once and for all, that Big E is better than Misawa

Don't make me pull a Taj and neg rep you 10, bud.

War Daddy or Alpha Beast - which of these testosterone fuelled names do you prefer?

War Daddy is a straight up ripoff of my username. He just replaced War with Bomb and Luke's daddy is Vader. Fucking BS.

Are you a slut?

I've had sex with 3 girls, so no... but I can be a kinky mofo.

[VaderBomb]

What's your favourite submission move?

Honestly, the Cattle Mutilation is still my favorite. I also love the Muta Lock, Kimura and Sasha Banks' finisher.

Have you ever been to the UK?

No, but I've always wanted to. I may do a Euro trip next spring if I have the money.

Tim vs Taj in a fight. Who wins?

I would say Tim but I don't want to get neg repped 10 by Taj. I'll be sort of creative with this one and say that Chewy interferes and kills them both.

Do you really believe Chris Benoit was framed?

It's hard to say for sure but the lack of police work and evidence really irks me and makes me consider other options. Innocent until proven guilty and I don't believe that Benoit was proven to be honest.

Will you be watching CM Punk's UFC debut?

Abso-fucking-lutely. I've really gotten into UFC within the past 6 months. I recently bought the first 20 on VHS and have been buying any DVDs that I come across for cheap. I still have yet to see any of Lesnar's fights.

How hot is your mum, out of 10?

She looks like me, so 10.

...seeing as War Daddy won't answer, have you ever shat yourself?

Yup.

Once I was riding home from a BBQ with my girlfriend and her twin sister and I farted and accidentally shit my crack. I held the shit in my buttcrack for several minutes and let them both know in case they smelled the doo doo. I managed to not mess my pants but I had to clean up with multiple baby wipes after arriving home. I've probably done this around three times and it's all been within the past year and a half.

[VaderBomb]

People have called your tastes pretentious, which is certain to be annoying to you (it would be to me). What's the best way you've figured out to respond to those people?

I love what I love and I'm passionate about those same things. Passion can be misinterpreted pretty easily for some bizarre reason. I'm not pretending to be culturally informed about the things that I enjoy, which would make me pretentious. I've seen hundreds of hours of Japanese wrestling and like 4,000 movies. If people call me pretentious I just show them the actual definition of the word.

[VaderBomb]

Have you ever tasted booty crumbs from eating ass?

No but I do enjoy eating dat clean ass, especially when it's on top.

[AkydefGoldberg]

What sports, if any, do you watch?

[Viazon]

Do you believe in aliens?

What about ghosts?

Simpsons or Futurama?

Family Guy or American Dad?

Pizza Hut or Dominos?

Subway or Quiznos?

Burger King or McDonalds?

Coke or pepsi?

Coke or heroin?

What are you opinions of the movies of Adam Sandler?

Who is more attractive? Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

Who was the best rapper? Mark Wahlberg or Will Smith?

Should I shave my beard?

Ron Jeremy has just gotten back from a five mile jog. It's 30 degrees. He spreads whip cream and melted chocolate in his butt crack. Would you lick every last bit of it if it meant you would then be allowed to have an orgy with Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel and Jennifer Lawrence?

Do you like plums?

[prophet]

Ron Jeremy has just gotten back from a five mile jog. It's 30 degrees. He spreads whip cream and melted chocolate in his butt crack. Would you lick every last bit of it if it meant you would then be allowed to have an orgy with Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel and Jennifer Lawrence?

[Locke]

How big is Batista's dick?

[UTK]

Ron Jeremy has just gotten back from a five mile jog. It's 30 degrees. He spreads whip cream and melted chocolate in his butt crack. Would you lick every last bit of it if it meant you would then be allowed to have an orgy with Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel and Jennifer Lawrence?

Assuming we're using freedom units, that's pretty cold for a jog.

[SKS]

Ron Jeremy has just gotten back from a five mile jog. It's 30 degrees. He spreads whip cream and melted chocolate in his butt crack. Would you lick every last bit of it if it meant you would then be allowed to have an orgy with Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel and Jennifer Lawrence?

?

Is this supposed to be bad, I mean you're throwing in whipped cream and chocolate. I'd eat Ron Jeremy's ass clean for an orgy like that. My tongue would be so far into Ron Jeremy's anus, I could French kiss his prostate.

[VaderBomb]

What sports, if any, do you watch?

I don't watch sports but I can appreciate pretty much all of them. I have recently gotten into MMA, so UFC I guess I my favorite. I wish that there was less corporate interference within most sports, maybe I'd get more into them. Hockey is probably the most fun to watch aside from MMA, and college basketball is fun. American football is nice too.

[VaderBomb]

Do you believe in aliens?

Anybody who doesn't is ignorant as all hell.

What about ghosts?

I believe that there's some sort of trans dimensional presence which could potentially "haunt" a specific area but they likely aren't the spirits of dead people.

Simpsons or Futurama?

Simpsons. One of the greatest shows of all time. I like Futurama but haven't seen enough of it to truly love it.

Family Guy or American Dad?

I really don't like Seth MacFarlane at all. If I have to pick between these two I'd pick a few episodes from season one of Family Guy. There was a couple decent jokes like: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure that it wasn't nothing?" Aside from a few mediocre jokes, these shows are shit.

Pizza Hut or Dominos?

Dominos but they both suck.

Subway or Quiznos?

Quiznos but they both suck.

Burger King or McDonalds?

Burger King but they both suck.

Coke or pepsi?

Pepsi. I took the Pepsi challenge once. They both suck.

Coke or heroin?

Heroin was far more relaxing. Never was a huge fan of uppers.

What are you opinions of the movies of Adam Sandler?

I honestly love Sandler and most of the movies that he's in. Billy Madison is absolutely dumb but one of the all time comedy classics. The Wedding Singer is solid too.

Who is more attractive? Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling?

Gosling but he looks weird with facial hair.

Who was the best rapper? Mark Wahlberg or Will Smith?

Will Smith, all day nigga.

Should I shave my beard?

NEVER!

Unless you're Gosling.

Ron Jeremy has just gotten back from a five mile jog. It's 30 degrees. He spreads whip cream and melted chocolate in his butt crack. Would you lick every last bit of it if it meant you would then be allowed to have an orgy with Emma Stone, Zooey Deschanel and Jennifer Lawrence?

Yeah I'd probably take the hit. Getting a BJ from Zooey would probably be a life affirming experience.

Do you like plums?

I love plums!

[VaderBomb]

How big is Batista's dick?

I'd guess 3 inches flaccid, 6 inches hard.

[Circled Square]

Why do you like Kendrick so much? I personally was never fan of his music or the messages in them.