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What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby PorkChop » Jun 19, '15, 4:40 pm

I reckon I could take an emperor penguin.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby EmperorWu » Jun 19, '15, 4:47 pm

Visualizing choking an animal to death makes me a sad panda. So I vote no animal. :(
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby SlightlyJames » Jun 19, '15, 4:51 pm

I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this discussion before. :lol
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Str8Shooter » Jun 19, '15, 4:52 pm

SlightlyJames wrote:I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this discussion before. :lol


Same thing , I definitely feel like we've had this topic before :lol
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby PorkChop » Jun 19, '15, 4:53 pm

Str8Shooter wrote:
SlightlyJames wrote:I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this discussion before. :lol


Same thing , I definitely feel like we've had this topic before :lol

Fine, I'll change the question slightly.

"What's the biggest bear your could kill with your animal hands?"
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Hanley! » Jun 19, '15, 5:14 pm

SlightlyJames wrote:This is a tough one, I'll need to think a little while longer.


... so?
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Postby VaderBomb » Jun 19, '15, 5:49 pm

Another man.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Locke » Jun 19, '15, 6:01 pm

I'd have to say a human, because I cannot kill unless something pisses me off, and animals don't really piss me off.. but people really do.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Hanley! » Jun 19, '15, 6:07 pm

SlightlyJames wrote:
Hanley! wrote:
SlightlyJames wrote:This is a tough one, I'll need to think a little while longer.


... so?


I said I'd need time dammit! Stop pressuring me!


You've had enough time! I demand answers, James.

We all demand answers.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Daz » Jun 19, '15, 9:20 pm

PorkChop wrote:
Str8Shooter wrote:
SlightlyJames wrote:I can't shake the feeling that I've seen this discussion before. :lol


Same thing , I definitely feel like we've had this topic before :lol

Fine, I'll change the question slightly.

"What's the biggest bear your could kill with your animal hands?"


If you give me lion and tiger paws, I reckon I could take Winnie the Pooh.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Everlong » Jun 19, '15, 9:32 pm

I could totally kill anothe rperson with my bare hands. Probably no animals bigger than that though, unless there's something real stupid and docile, without claws or a killer instinct.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Chewy » Jun 19, '15, 10:42 pm

Camel.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Circled Square » Jun 19, '15, 10:46 pm

damn it chewy
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby SKS » Jun 19, '15, 11:12 pm

I can barely bring myself to kill insects because even then I feel bad about it. If I had to fight an animal to stay alive I'd probably die. :lol

I'd attempt to do it to another human if they hurt my mom or dogs, and honestly I rate animals over most people I know so I probably wouldn't feel worse. :P
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Locke » Jun 19, '15, 11:30 pm

^I feel ya, man. I hate insects, all of them, but I also feel bad for just mercilessly killing them. I only kill things that bite or sting to protect my son (or myself) if they get in the house or come too close while outside. I have what I would consider a decent level of arachnophobia but I won't kill a spider unless I can tell it's one with a poisonous bite (killed a few black widows and brown recluses, yay Missouri). Otherwise I leave them be unless they follow me.

Not even kidding, as a kid (probably 14) I swatted a spider in my bathroom but I missed, and it fell off the wall. I shrugged and walked away and went back to my room (a good distance away from the bathroom - at least 2 rooms worth - I suck with measurements and shit). I kept my door shut as a teenager, not even for the spankage, just to drown out noise from my folks' TV and shit, but I kept the habit even after they went to bed. It was an airtight door top and bottom, soundproof too. About an hour later I had to go to the bathroom again, opened the door, and happened to look down. That fucking spider was waiting there for me, not moving at all, dead center of the divider on the floor between my room and the next (can't think of the word.. threshold maybe?). HE KNEW WHERE I LIVED. I killed him immediately.. but ever since, I don't swing at spiders unless I deem them legit threats. Because if you miss, they will track your ass down.

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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby War Daddy » Jun 20, '15, 12:00 am

I will burn my house down if I find a spider in it.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby CubsIn5 » Jun 24, '15, 1:16 pm

A Moose. Based on experience. Easier than you think.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Kirbi » Jun 24, '15, 2:52 pm

CubsIn5 wrote:A Moose. Based on experience. Easier than you think.


You killed a moose with your bare hands!?
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby UTK » Jun 25, '15, 4:05 pm

I could probably go toe to toe with a fly.
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Re: What's the biggest animal you believe you could kill with your bare hands?

Postby Chewy » Jul 03, '15, 10:05 pm

UTK wrote:I could probably go toe to toe with a fly.


I have no doubt you could handle the fly, button and everything else that comes along.
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