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My wife is awesome.

Postby Chewy » Nov 16, '13, 7:33 pm

So she comes to me and tells me she wants to take part Ian fun run. I tend to be a bit sceptical as she doesn't do any sort of distance running.

Lo and behold she decides with two weeks to go to start training and asks me to run with her during said fun run.

I become reluctant seeing as I don't think she'll finish but she tells me that if I help her train and run with her she will make it up to me. I anticipate sex obviously.

So we do the run and to my amazement she does a quite sound time for someone with her level of experience, and I begin to anticipate sex.

She comes over and thanks me for running with her and shows me my reward, tickets to WRESTLEMANIA 30.

She offers sex, but I find my myself already spent in my pants.

What a woman.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Nov 16, '13, 7:57 pm

Damn right! What a woman.

Although I'd have happily taken the sex as a just reward.

What if she'd offered a choice between the two?
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Chewy » Nov 16, '13, 8:11 pm

AkydefGoldberg wrote:Damn right! What a woman.

Although I'd have happily taken the sex as a just reward.

What if she'd offered a choice between the two?


Probably would have taken the tickets, she can't resist me for long.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Viazon » Nov 16, '13, 9:06 pm

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Couldn't help it.

But seriously, that is cool.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby War Daddy » Nov 16, '13, 10:32 pm

If you and your wife dont ever work out....

I mean good job!
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Kyle » Nov 16, '13, 11:55 pm

Wow, what a lucky man you are!
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Everlong » Nov 17, '13, 10:01 am

That's fucking awesome. Where's WrestleMania 30 at again, is that in New Orleans? Can't remember.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Chewy » Nov 17, '13, 3:50 pm

Everlong wrote:That's fucking awesome. Where's WrestleMania 30 at again, is that in New Orleans? Can't remember.


Yep, Superdome. Should be ace.

Apparently she's also getting tickets to the next nights Raw and the WWE access thingo.

Has anyone here been to New Orleans? Any recommended places to eat and more importantly drink?
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Settee » Nov 18, '13, 12:27 am

You sir, are one lucky son of a bitch.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby Locke » Nov 18, '13, 7:43 pm

Damn, and to think, I'd have been just happy with sex.
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Re: My wife is awesome.

Postby SKS » Nov 18, '13, 9:05 pm

Chewy wrote:
Everlong wrote:That's fucking awesome. Where's WrestleMania 30 at again, is that in New Orleans? Can't remember.


Yep, Superdome. Should be ace.

Apparently she's also getting tickets to the next nights Raw and the WWE access thingo.

Has anyone here been to New Orleans? Any recommended places to eat and more importantly drink?


It's New Orleans, so I assume you can drink anywhere and everywhere.
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