So she comes to me and tells me she wants to take part Ian fun run. I tend to be a bit sceptical as she doesn't do any sort of distance running.
Lo and behold she decides with two weeks to go to start training and asks me to run with her during said fun run.
I become reluctant seeing as I don't think she'll finish but she tells me that if I help her train and run with her she will make it up to me. I anticipate sex obviously.
So we do the run and to my amazement she does a quite sound time for someone with her level of experience, and I begin to anticipate sex.
She comes over and thanks me for running with her and shows me my reward, tickets to WRESTLEMANIA 30.
She offers sex, but I find my myself already spent in my pants.
What a woman.