My Pillow is covered in poo. Ode to PorkChop.

[Chewy]

I've generally been a two pillow sort of guy to sleep.

Trouble is they had to be fairly soft pillows, so it almost a worked out to one and half pillows by the end.

Needless to say that it almost impossible when travelling to find a pillow situation that works. I either end up with a two pillow set up that's like trying to place your head on top of the Nassau Colisseum or what appears to be no pillow at all.

Generally I have to be creative and use a jacket or something under one pillow to get any satisfaction, something I have often mentioned to my wife, who ironically has had problems with her pillow giving her neck pain.

So imagine my surprise when I go to bed to find a substantially heavier pillow on my side. I pose the question to my wife about this fact it turns out:

- she was sick of the pain caused by her pillow and decided to buy a new expensive one.
- she decided to then discard MY pillow as her old one (the one that caused her debilitating pain) was pretty expensive when she bought it.

A quick review of the garbage revealed a perfectly usable and loved pillow with several giant dog turds neatly placed atop from a broken garbage bag.

So now I sit here trying to sleep with a broken neck and a shitty pillow in a bin.

Result.

[SlightlyJames]

[Everlong]

Needless to say that it almost impossible when travelling to find a pillow situation that works. I either end up with a two pillow set up that's like trying to place your head on top of the Nassau Colisseum or what appears to be no pillow at all.

This whole post is fantastic, but this is definitely the highlight so true!

[Kyle]

Oh man.

[Kein]

I feel for you. Not really I can sleep in any way without or with any pillows.

[Westcoastvibes]

I feel for you. Not really I can sleep in any way without or with any pillows.

I hate you

Now to the important part
@chewy I feel your pain. I have three pillows I use, I have one designated as the bottom pillow, one as the top pillow that is some expensive memory foam thing my wife bought and a third pillow the sometimes gets used for arm/elbow support that was previously retired from the top position. My wife gives me hell all the time because of my pillow nonsense and if all three of them are not in the perfect fucking place I will remain sleepless all night.