Happy Birthday to pubtalk member...

[ShaneOfan]

...and my wifey @babes she turnes (not stupid enough to ever list a woman's age especially my wife) today.

[The Legend]

Happy Indescriminate Birthday Babes!

[PorkChop]

Happy [redacted]th birthday Babes!

[SKS]

You do know it says the age on the home page right

Happy birthday!

[DBSoT]

Happy Birthday. The best people are born in May.

[Kirbi]

Merry birthmas, Babes!

[AkydefGoldberg]

Happy birthday Babes! Have a good 'un! x

[Babes]

Aww, Thanks everyone! I turned 25 by the way... @Shaneofan just worries about pushing the wrong buttons and ruining my birthday which is insane because he is usually the one saving it.

[Daz]

Happy Birthday Mrs. ShaneO.

[Twister]

Happy Birthday Babes!

[PhenomRocks]

Happy Birthday Babes.

[SortaCreative]

Many Happy Returns :)

[Ace]

Happy Day of Birth Mrs. ShaneOfan

[BrautFan]

I would like to wish myself an early happy birthday. In five days, I will be 28. PhD before 30! Here's for hoping that my committee does not crush my super-ego so greatly that I wither up and die on the spot during defense.

I consider all of the above I said normal. After all, we are living in an age where everyone broadcasts everything in a very narcissistic manner on the likes of Facebook. Narcissistic personality disorder may or may not be in the DSM V... I have not officially checked.

[Locke]

Happy Birthday, Mrs. ShaneOmacdaddymoneyzomg

[Everlong]

Happy birthday Babes! Also, today is the birthday of @axis, so happy bday to him as well!

[BrautFan]

I would like to wish myself an early happy birthday. In five days, I will be 28. PhD before 30! Here's for hoping that my committee does not crush my super-ego so greatly that I wither up and die on the spot during defense.

I consider all of the above I said normal. After all, we are living in an age where everyone broadcasts everything in a very narcissistic manner on the likes of Facebook. Narcissistic personality disorder may or may not be in the DSM V... I have not officially checked.

It's okay to brag on Facebook if adherent to certain norms and values. One must be female and used the terms "blessed" or "honored" or something equally over zealous and or "religious" to "mask" obscene gestures of narcissism. "I'd like to post a picture of myself, taking a picture of myself, and let everyone know that I am blessed to have been blessed with myself. Here also are a great deal of pictures featuring my offspring. I know that the entire planet yearns to see every moment of my painfully vapid existence on something called a "feed."

This is not the Internet I envisioned.