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Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby PorkChop » May 03, '14, 12:23 pm

My housemate just asked me this, and I'm not sure what my answer is :lol
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Georgerv » May 03, '14, 12:24 pm

Bang ScarJo, if I had a lightsaber I'd probably accidentally dismember myself within minutes
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Postby prophet » May 03, '14, 12:25 pm

Scarlett Johansson all day.
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby PorkChop » May 03, '14, 12:29 pm

But guys, imagine owning a lightsaber...
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Twister » May 03, '14, 12:39 pm

Own a lightsaber, because i'm not a lesbian.
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Postby Daz » May 03, '14, 12:45 pm

With a lightsaber, you can bang whomever you please.
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Postby ShaneOfan » May 03, '14, 12:50 pm

I'd rather own Scarlett Johanson.
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Postby DBSoT » May 03, '14, 12:54 pm

Lightsaber. If I was the only one in the world with a lightsaber then I would be famous and could bang anyone I wanted anyway.
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Postby Kein » May 03, '14, 1:03 pm

Lightsaber, I could make a lot more money off of that and its technology than a fling with the girl.
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby iMike » May 03, '14, 1:13 pm

Daz wrote:With a lightsaber, you can bang whomever you please.

Same with a gun. :shaq2
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Romo » May 03, '14, 1:17 pm

With a lightsaber you'll end up being seen with it and forced to give it up to the powers that be because its a illegal weapon so why waste your time, but Johansson is currently 3 months from giving birth so theres that....
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Daz » May 03, '14, 1:20 pm

iMike wrote:
Daz wrote:With a lightsaber, you can bang whomever you please.

Same with a gun. :shaq2


Don't make it rapey...
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby AkydefGoldberg » May 03, '14, 1:44 pm

The lightsaber. It has more backbone than Scarlett Johansson.
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby ShaneOfan » May 03, '14, 2:26 pm

Romo wrote:With a lightsaber you'll end up being seen with it and forced to give it up to the powers that be because its a illegal weapon so why waste your time, but Johansson is currently 3 months from giving birth so theres that....

So you can't get her pregnant, I like how you think.
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby SKS » May 03, '14, 2:37 pm

Romo wrote:With a lightsaber you'll end up being seen with it and forced to give it up to the powers that be because its a illegal weapon so why waste your time, but Johansson is currently 3 months from giving birth so theres that....


Even better :kobe3
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Hanley! » May 03, '14, 2:52 pm

I have to go with the light-saber. Both would probably be equally fun (in wildly different ways), but the light-saber could be sold for ridiculous amounts of money, which can then be exchanged for anything your heart desires. Whereas trying to sell Scarlett Johansson would be justifiably frowned upon.
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby blackparade » May 03, '14, 3:06 pm

Bang Scarlett all day every day. Fuck yeah. :headbang
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Viazon » May 04, '14, 2:54 am

Scarlett. Easily. How the hell am I gonna have sex with a lightsaber?
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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Romo » May 04, '14, 2:57 am

Viazon wrote:Scarlett. Easily. How the hell am I gonna have sex with a lightsaber?



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Re: Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

Postby Viazon » May 04, '14, 2:59 am

That would be the lightsaber having sex with me.
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