Who would win a PubTalkForum version of "Hunger Games"?

[Everlong]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.

I have done this once also. In London. Pigeons are fucking everywhere there. I had a particular moment of triumph while walking through the city streets (don't even remember what it was) and pumped a fist into the air, and I punched a pigeon. I diverted it from its path momentarily then it went on to continue doing pigeon stuff I guess.

[Gunn Deamon]

I would do well for a few days...Army trained, Hunt, good at camouflage, Great at sneaking...would do most of my hunting at night since I'm at my best in dark conditions. Only problem would be Chewy...He scares me, all he would probably have to do is walk up to me and say Hey and I would die of fright....

[HFX]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.

Half of whatever you write I read in Eduardo's voice which makes it even funnier.

[Kirbi]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.

Half of whatever you write I read in Eduardo's voice which makes it even funnier.

Success!

[ShaneOfan]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.

I have done this once also. In London. Pigeons are fucking everywhere there. I had a particular moment of triumph while walking through the city streets (don't even remember what it was) and pumped a fist into the air, and I punched a pigeon. I diverted it from its path momentarily then it went on to continue doing pigeon stuff I guess.

I've killed a squirrel with my ass.

[Kirbi]

I smacked a ferret with a baseball bat once though.

I once punched a bird. In my defence, it was coming right for me.

I have done this once also. In London. Pigeons are fucking everywhere there. I had a particular moment of triumph while walking through the city streets (don't even remember what it was) and pumped a fist into the air, and I punched a pigeon. I diverted it from its path momentarily then it went on to continue doing pigeon stuff I guess.

Mine was a crow. It was going randomly mental in the square in my hometown, just flying into things; when it went to fly into me, my first basically took on a life of its own (this did hurt). Possibly because I saw The Birds as a kid, and it made an impression.

I also almost kicked one once (it was quick on its feet). Pigeons have no sense of personal space, and I must protect from them!

In summation, if it was just me and a bunch of birds in HG, I think I could take it home.

[Everlong]

^I'm glad you're using the timbang. You've caught on quickly.

[ChrisCrossed]

...You know, if everyone expects somebody to win then wouldn't we just go after them?

Hence, I say Locke would win. Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects him.

[Chewy]

...You know, if everyone expects somebody to win then wouldn't we just go after them?

Hence, I say Locke would win. Like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects him.

I'd be wearing his head as a hat by lunchtime.

[Locke]

.. well.. what.. uh...

[Daz]

I would kill you all.

[JDD]

I would die first. I dont know the firt thing about survival never been camping, hunting, any type of outdoors stuff. Id try to get one of you to pitty me and allign myself with you, then kill you in your sleep. Thats my only chance at not dying first