A contrast to Tim's topic. Let the filth flow freely.
Here's my entry:
So the CIA is hiring for a new agent. The first guy comes in for an interview. The interviewer hands the guy a gun and says "We have your wife tied up upstairs. If you want to be a CIA agent, you have to kill your wife". The guy says "No way, I'd never kill my wife", and he walks out.
The second guy comes in for an interview. The interviewer hands him a gun and says "If you want to be a CIA agent, you have to kill your wife". He nervously says "Ok." He goes upstairs, it is quiet for a while. He finally comes down and says "I couldn't do it". He puts the gun down on the table and leaves.
Then the third guy comes in for his interview. The interviewer hands him the gun and says "If you want to be a CIA agent, you have to kill your wife". The guy grabs the gun and goes upstairs. Suddenly, the interviewer could hear several shots fired upstairs. Then he could screaming and pounding. The guy comes back down the stairs, covered in blood. The interviewer, shocked, screams "WHAT HAPPENED?". The guy says, "The gun was just shooting blanks, I had to choke the bitch."