So........long shot. Anyone wanna go see Eminem in Wembley with me tomorrow?

[ShaneOfan]

@Viazon - bloke on Twitter is interested.

Damn. If only I had seen that earlier. Been in London all day and my signal has been iffy. All worked out well though. I did end up going on my own and tried to pawn my spare ticket off to a scalper. I took a significant loss though. It was a seating ticket. The scalpers were either not interested in seated tickets or not offering much. Apparently, single seated tickets are the hardest ones to resell. The highest offer I got from anyone was £10. It was that or nothing for a ticket I had originally paid £75. I didn't expect anyone to buy it. However, while I was sitting down...
Now, if anyone can pin point the exact moment this story stopped being true, I will give you multiple rep points.

I'm going to guess there. Someone bought it but HE was neither beautiful or blonde. He was a 35 year old Armenian.

[Viazon]

^ Incorrect

[SortaCreative]

Damn. If only I had seen that earlier. Been in London all day and my signal has been iffy. All worked out well though. I did end up going on my own and tried to pawn my spare ticket off to a scalper. I took a significant loss though. It was a seating ticket. The scalpers were either not interested in seated tickets or not offering much. Apparently, single seated tickets are the hardest ones to resell. The highest offer I got from anyone was £10. It was that or nothing for a ticket I had originally paid £75. I didn't expect anyone to buy it. However, while I was sitting down, I beautiful blonde girl came and sat down next to me. She appeared to be on her own. I noticed the ticket in her hand and it was the exact same ticket I had sold the scalper. This gorgeous girl had bought my ticket. I asked her about whether or not she bought the ticket outside and she said yes. I then told her that it was in fact my ticket. We got to talking and I told her I was on my own there because my friend let me down. She said her friends dragged her there at the last minute, telling her she would probably be able to buy a ticket on the day, which she did. However, it meant that she would be sitting on her own, away from her friends.....

The rest is a god damn lie.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I'm gullible. I was actually delighted for you Viazon. But well done (on the BS story)

[ShaneOfan]

I'm actually going to guess that you had tickets (lets say G-11 and G-12) you sold G-12 and the scalper already had bought G-13. So while a hot blonde DID buy your ticket her boy friend or friend bought seat G-13 or it was empty anyway and her friend sat down with her.

That or a girls sat down and you said nothing to her.

[Viazon]

Damn. If only I had seen that earlier. Been in London all day and my signal has been iffy. All worked out well though. I did end up going on my own and tried to pawn my spare ticket off to a scalper. I took a significant loss though. It was a seating ticket. The scalpers were either not interested in seated tickets or not offering much. Apparently, single seated tickets are the hardest ones to resell. The highest offer I got from anyone was £10. It was that or nothing for a ticket I had originally paid £75. I didn't expect anyone to buy it. However, while I was sitting down, I beautiful blonde girl came and sat down next to me. She appeared to be on her own. I noticed the ticket in her hand and it was the exact same ticket I had sold the scalper. This gorgeous girl had bought my ticket. I asked her about whether or not she bought the ticket outside and she said yes. I then told her that it was in fact my ticket. We got to talking and I told her I was on my own there because my friend let me down. She said her friends dragged her there at the last minute, telling her she would probably be able to buy a ticket on the day, which she did. However, it meant that she would be sitting on her own, away from her friends.....

The rest is a god damn lie.

Just a little too much.

[ShaneOfan]

Damn. If only I had seen that earlier. Been in London all day and my signal has been iffy. All worked out well though. I did end up going on my own and tried to pawn my spare ticket off to a scalper. I took a significant loss though. It was a seating ticket. The scalpers were either not interested in seated tickets or not offering much. Apparently, single seated tickets are the hardest ones to resell. The highest offer I got from anyone was £10. It was that or nothing for a ticket I had originally paid £75. I didn't expect anyone to buy it. However, while I was sitting down, I beautiful blonde girl came and sat down next to me. She appeared to be on her own. I noticed the ticket in her hand and it was the exact same ticket I had sold the scalper. This gorgeous girl had bought my ticket. I asked her about whether or not she bought the ticket outside and she said yes. I then told her that it was in fact my ticket. We got to talking and I told her I was on my own there because my friend let me down.

[Viazon]

Damn. If only I had seen that earlier. Been in London all day and my signal has been iffy. All worked out well though. I did end up going on my own and tried to pawn my spare ticket off to a scalper. I took a significant loss though. It was a seating ticket. The scalpers were either not interested in seated tickets or not offering much. Apparently, single seated tickets are the hardest ones to resell. The highest offer I got from anyone was £10. It was that or nothing for a ticket I had originally paid £75. I didn't expect anyone to buy it. However, while I was sitting down, I beautiful blonde girl came and sat down next to me. She appeared to be on her own. I noticed the ticket in her hand and it was the exact same ticket I had sold the scalper. This gorgeous girl had bought my ticket. I asked her about whether or not she bought the ticket outside and she said yes. I then told her that it was in fact my ticket. We got to talking and I told her I was on my own there because my friend let me down.

Nope.

[prophet]

"I then told her that it was in fact my ticket."

Rest is bollocks.

[Viazon]

Close

[Romo]

Nobody bought the ticket...

[Viazon]

No, someone definitely did. And she was definitely blonde and beautiful.

[ShaneOfan]

You never said a word to her did you?

[Viazon]

You got it.

However it wasn't my fault. Here's what happened.

This girl sat next to me. Just as she sat down, she got on the phone to her friend. She was speaking in another language. I don't know why, but I thought it sounded Swedish. Her friend must have been in there because she was tryna find her and wave at her. She then got up and left. I'm guessing these girls turned up tryna get tickets outside but could only get separate. I'm guessing her friend had space near her and told her to join her. Still talking on the phone, she got up and left. So you see, I had no chance to talk to her.

However, if she had stayed, it obviously would have gone the way I said in that story.

[prophet]

You got it.

However it wasn't my fault. Here's what happened.

This girl sat next to me. Just as she sat down, she got on the phone to her friend. She was speaking in another language. I don't know why, but I thought it sounded Swedish. Her friend must have been in there because she was tryna find her and wave at her. She then got up and left. I'm guessing these girls turned up tryna get tickets outside but could only get separate. I'm guessing her friend had space near her and told her to join her. Still talking on the phone, she got up and left. So you see, I had no chance to talk to her.

However, if she had stayed, it obviously would have gone the way I said in that story.

Lmfao so why would you make up the story that you did talk to her in the first place?

[Viazon]

I dunno. Thought it would make for an interesting topic I guess!

It's not like I tried to make it out it was true.

[Daz]

I dunno. Thought it would make for an interesting topic I guess!

It's not like I tried to make it out it was true.

In your head, the two of you were already married with four kids, whose names all begin with the letter J, by the time she got up and walked away, weren't you?

[Viazon]

Pretty much.

[Hanley!]

@ShaneOfan stole my rep! I got him most of the way!

[Viazon]

@ShaneOfan stole my rep! I got him most of the way!

You have enough rep.