British thread

[PorkChop]

A thread where we discuss all things British.

Rachael Riley apparently replacing Susanna Reid on BBC Breakfast: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-enter ... 80065.html

Looks like I'm getting out of bed earlier

Also, two days of sun and I've already seen my first shirtless chav of the year. Good times.

[Enygma]

Alright guv' fancy a cup of tea and crumpets?

[PorkChop]

Alright guv' fancy a cup of tea and crumpets?

Get your cockney accent out of here, we're brummies!

[Viazon]

One British thing I am thankful for is Butlins. On a related note, I am also thankful for desperate divorced older women.

[PorkChop]

One British thing I am thankful for is Butlins. On a related note, I am also thankful for desperate divorced older women.

I was wondering how the weekend went for you

Also, on a side note, the new series of Jonathan Creek is fucking shite, his wife is gorgeous though.

[Georgerv]

Riley is an absolute babe, I'm with you. I could do with getting up a little earlier in the day anyway (look for oh so subtle double meaning there )

The best thing about Britain is there being Real Ale everywhere . I'm sorry America, but the alcohol we brew here is about 50 times better than what you guys have

[prophet]

Rachel Riley

[PorkChop]

Holly Willoughby still edges out Rachel Riley for me.

[Twister]

I heard that about Racheal Riley too, doesn't bother me although I do watch BBC Breakfast occasionally, if I fancy a change from the usual CBeebies lol.

A friend who is currently travelling around the world posted a status on Facebook making fun of our so-called 'Heatwave' today, she's used to 35 degree heat after all >_>

Gogglebox anyone? Can't beat watching people on TV, watch TV

[PorkChop]

I heard that about Racheal Riley too, doesn't bother me although I do watch BBC Breakfast occasionally, if I fancy a change from the usual CBeebies lol.

A friend who is currently travelling around the world posted a status on Facebook making fun of our so-called 'Heatwave' today, she's used to 35 degree heat after all >_>

Gogglebox anyone? Can't beat watching people on TV, watch TV

Haha 'heatwave', we've had two days of mild sun! I've heard of Gogglebox, might give it a chance if it's any good.

[prophet]

Bets on the first outsider to gatecrash this joyous thread?

[Enygma]

Susanna Reid will always be the ultimate Milf for me. oof.

[Twister]

I know, I wouldn't exactly call it a heatwave either. I still need to wear my coat when I go out ffs.

I love Gogglebox, some of the people on there are hilarious. Personal favourites are Leon and June, kid that never speaks and the posh tipsy couple. I was also impressed to find out on last weeks episode that one of the people featured is a former Cluedo world champion, I didn't realize such a thing existed

[PorkChop]

Susanna Reid will always be the ultimate Milf for me. oof.

I don't get the hype tbh. I'd give Reid a 5/Twister on the milf scale.

[Twister]

Dude, I most certainly would NOT be using me as a baseline on milf-ism unless your standards are incredibly low. I am basically a milf, without the 'ilf' part.

[SlightlyJames]

Bets on the first outsider to gatecrash this joyous thread?

Does Zlatan count? He's Swedish.

[PorkChop]

Bets on the first outsider to gatecrash this joyous thread?

Does Zlatan count? He's Swedish.

God has no nationality.

[SlightlyJames]

Bets on the first outsider to gatecrash this joyous thread?

Does Zlatan count? He's Swedish.

God has no nationality.

So he's not British then.

[Enygma]

Bets on the first outsider to gatecrash this joyous thread?

Does Zlatan count? He's Swedish.

God has no nationality.

So he's not British then.

No, he's Zlatan. He's superior to any nationality.

[PorkChop]

Has no one else been watching the new series of Jonathan Creek?