Let's write a story... one sentence at a time

[Everlong]

Basically the way this will work is that each post is a new sentence to the story. You can make it go however you want. My only rules are:

1) Let's not make this a story about/targetting specific members of the forum, that probably wouldn't turn out well

and

2) At least attempt to make it a coherent story. Be fun/ridiculous as you want, but let's not have it fly off the handle just because.

Every so often I'll come back through and put together a post combining the entire story together for the sake of being coherent. Or if you want to do that yourself for your post, that works as well.

Ready? Let's go. I'll start first.

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There were two minutes to go until his alarm went off, and John stared at the clock, dreading the start of his day.

[Str8Shooter]

It wasn't the first time, as John had been dreading getting up everyday for weeks.

[Kein]

His new boss is ridiculously hot, and it makes working for him very difficult due to dat ass.

[Everlong]

Knowing that he was likely going to have to find yet another creative way to conceal an awkward boner at work today, John got out of bed, turned off his alarm clock and selected the pair of pants least likely to accentuate an erection.

[Hanley!]

Unfortunately, the denim jeans did not comply with the office's strict dress code and he had been reprimanded more than once already.

[Everlong]

With a sigh, he grabbed the pleated khakis and slipped them on, then put on the rest of his outfit and walked to the kitchen to make breakfast.

[Hanley!]

That's when he noticed the shards of broken glass covering the tiled floor.

[Everlong]

He looked around frantically for the source of the broken glass and suddenly found it; a brick had been thrown through his kitchen window, and taped to it was a note scrawled on a piece of paper.

[BSM]

He picked up the brick to read the note, which consisted of only one word,"DUCK."

[Westcoastvibes]

Just then two more bricks came flying threw the window.

[Daz]

It was followed by the shrill, yet unmistakable squawk of a flock of geese.

[Ali]

Upon landing, one of them coughed up a fish and asked, "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Nigel Thornberry?"

[Str8Shooter]

Upon landing, one of them coughed up a fish and asked, "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Nigel Thornberry?"

So much for the coherent story Tim wanted....

[Chewy]

So John killed himself because he was a pedophile.

[Kein]

Upon killing himself John re-awoke from his bizarre dream, clearly confused, and could only attribute such visions by the combination of his late drinks last night and his morning wood, but nothing straightens your senses like realizing you are late for work!

[BSM]

John quickly gets out of the bed and gets dressed before going to the kitchen to get a quick snack on the way out the door.

[Str8Shooter]

He walks down the steps and into his driveway, not realizing there is an oil slick on the ground, and slips, landing flat on his ass.

[DBSoT]

Staring up at the sky he contemplated the ducks he saw above him.

[Chewy]

He walks down the steps and into his driveway, not realizing there is an oil slick on the ground, and slips, landing flat on his ass.

Which results in fatal ass related injuries which causes John to die lonely and afraid with the realisation that he is a pedophile who also works for ISIS.

[Hanley!]

Two geese stood over John's dead body quietly for a while, before one of them finally spoke: "There goes the last man on this earth who could have saved us."