You're stuck on a desert island. Which of the following do you choose?

[PorkChop]

It's B for me, although the C column isn't bad.

[SKS]

B, C, & D seem like the most useful. I'd need there to be another life with me, whether it be a girl, dude or a dog. Being myself for 20 years, I'd probably just kill myself.

I don't know though, if I picked C and the dog died I'd be fucking heartbroken and kill myself anyway.

D - what if the dude goes crazy and kills me? I end up dead.

B - get the girl pregnant? what happens then? I kill myself.

So either way I'm not going to last the 20 years, I guess I'll go B just so I can enjoy my last days until I kill myself.

[Ali]

B.

Girl aside, the map/compass combo with the hatchet is probably the best thing possible. If necessary, the hatchet can provide a spark for fire. A map/compass can help you find food, water, or other people, and at the worst, you can gather a bunch of food and trade rowing duties to escape.

Out of all of the possibilities here, B gives the best overall chance for survival, which is the most important thing.

[Romo]

B... rowing boat can be used as shelter at night by tipping it over so whilst I sleep next to hot woman I am some what hidden and protected, i'm sure as I use my map to locate stuff I'll come across over stuff that can be used as a weapon aswell

[Kirbi]

B. (I'm allergic to dogs.)

Anyway, another being with opposable thumbs is bound to come in handy, and the rest of it's the best option too.

[DBSoT]

B is the answer. I assume this was meant as a joke, but i will answer it logically. You have the best means to survive. Hot Girl at worst is a helpful hand for certain tasks. The hatchet can be used to chop down branches for shelter and kill animals for food. The boat can help you off the island. The map and compass tells you where you are and can help you find the best places on the island.

[The Legend]

B. The hatchet, map and compass helps you get whatever you need to survive. You have a fuckbuddy and then you can get on the rowing boat and find civilization at some point when you get bored of the girl.

[Hanley!]

Without a place to procure new strings, that guitar is going to sound like shit after 1 year, let alone 20. I don't think a football would be as much comfort as an actual person or an animal either. Option A kind of sucks.

B is definitely the one I'd go for. The items are all highly practical, plus you get human company. I'd be tempted by C too though as the dog would provide some company and would be useful for certain tasks, and you also get something to entertain yourself for the 20 years - books. It'd be hard to occupy yourself without them.

[Kyle]

Yes, B easily for me.

[ShaneOfan]

The real answer is C. The rest are all flawed.

A-Weed is fun but has no real use. I couldn't play a guitar if knocking out "Somewhere over the rainbow" was my only way off the island. And who gives a shit about the volleyball? I could make friends with any other random object. Only useful thing is the fishing rod.

B-I can make my own fucking map of the island. So assuming I am stuck there the map and compass mean nothing. The boat does me no good. You can't row the ocean. Once a month I'd want to kill the girl with the hatchet. Plus there is no guarantee she will as much as look at you. The hatchet is the only thing worth having.

D-Another guy who can get coked up and try to shoot me for the diamonds after he is high. Fuck that.

But C... C is where it's at. Reading is great entertainment. Also there is a decent chance there may be a survival book or an edible plants book. The booze comes in handy many ways. It can be used as a disinfectant. It can be used for fuel. It's fun to drink. You can use the glass to start a fighter. The knife is well a knife. You can cut and stab with it. And the dog has many benefits. It can be a companion. It can warn against predators. It can find food. It can be eaten if need be.

[The Legend]

^^^ Only thing I disagree with is the girl. If we're on a deserted island alone for 20 years at some point she's going to become horny enough that she'll be attracted to anyone.

[Messiah]

^^^ Only thing I disagree with is the girl. If we're on a deserted island alone for 20 years at some point she's going to become horny enough that she'll be attracted to anyone.

And if she doesn't, it isn't like there are any rules or anything...




Kidding, of course.

[Kein]

C is a great choice. Dog wont last for 20 years, but is a great buffer for early survival against vicious wild animals, serves as a great alarm in the night. Books can be any topic? Books on survival please. A knife is a great tool. I am sure there are practical uses for a plethora of alcohols as well.

B is pretty good, but I agree in the long run of 20 years and BOOKS in hand you can make your own map. Girl at best is cooperative and helpful, but if shes a terrible person (like we assume the black person is) she could be a giant hindrance in any task as well. Human variable is a bitch.

Unless you guys know how to clean and maintain an assault rifle don't bother with that for 20 years. Diamonds are worthless until you get rescued (assuming you make it that far), drugs don't really serve a great purpose imo. Only other good thing on the list is probably that fishing rod.

[Chewy]

D, kill the guy immediately.

[Babes]

C, there is no question. Yes the girl is hot but what if you don't get along? what if she is a massive bitch? or just plan useless? then you are stuck with limited resources trying to help her out too. Option C 100%

[Messiah]

The chart already says the girl is probably down to fuck.

[Kein]

Plenty o bitches down to fuck.

[Viazon]

Yeah, choice B seems like the best one.

[CavingSiberian]

C.

The knife works well, I like dogs, and to be honest if you have a basic understanding of where you are (as in latitude) and watch where the sun sets you can easily distinguish N-S-E-W. Books and alcohol- Let's be honest, THAT much alcohol you won't need to drink, but if you need to clean out a wound? Bingo. Plus the books *could* contain useful survival information (e.g. plant identification, bug identification, etc). The dog provides company and can likely hunt it's own food if needed (depending on the assortment of wild rodents available) and it says the dog has 5 years worth of dog food supplied and is well-trained.