how american are you?

by **Westcoastvibes** » Jun 13, '14, 10:13 pm

https://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

Let's find out guys!

I got %94 american

You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!

by **HFX** » Jun 13, '14, 10:36 pm

I got 51% American which isn't that shocking since I'm a Canadian after all :lol

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

by **SlightlyJames** » Jun 14, '14, 12:48 am

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

I am 19% American.

by **blackparade** » Jun 14, '14, 5:32 am

I got 62% American.

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

by **Twister** » Jun 14, '14, 5:42 am

31% American apparently.

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

Makes sense.. I guess lol.

by **PorkChop** » Jun 14, '14, 6:13 am

25%. You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie, Otherwise known as un-American! You belong in Cairo or Paris... Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

by **Daz** » Jun 14, '14, 6:26 am

Went to do the quiz, first question was about guns. I think I've had my fill of guns for the month thank you very much.

by **Chewy** » Jun 14, '14, 6:29 am

Daz wrote:Went to do the quiz, first question was about guns. I think I've had my fill of guns for the month thank you very much.

Wish you would stop banging on about bloody guns. :angrysanta

by **Daz** » Jun 14, '14, 6:46 am

Chewy wrote:
Daz wrote:Went to do the quiz, first question was about guns. I think I've had my fill of guns for the month thank you very much.

Wish you would stop banging on about bloody guns.

Don't make me shoot you.

by **DBSoT** » Jun 14, '14, 7:20 am

Good lord this quiz is a joke. :facepalm

How does a person's opinion on guns make them more or less American? The worst question was what president is the best. How is it that someone who voted for Clinton or Reagan makes them more or less American.

by **PorkChop** » Jun 14, '14, 7:25 am

DBSoT wrote:Good lord this quiz is a joke. How does a person's opinion on guns make them more or less American? The worst question was what president is the best. How is it that someone who voted for Clinton or Reagan makes them more or less American.

I went for Reagan, it was just a random choice haha. All I know about Clinton is the 'blowjobgate' scandal.

by **SortaCreative** » Jun 14, '14, 7:26 am

I have enough of this shit all over Facebook. Don't start making this BuzzfeedTalkForum.

:chug2

by **Everlong** » Jun 14, '14, 10:43 am

SortaCreative wrote:I have enough of this shit all over Facebook. Don't start making this BuzzfeedTalkForum.

OMG BUZZFEED IS THE WORST

but for realsies guys I'm only 60% American apparently.

"Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!"

by **Babes** » Jun 14, '14, 2:03 pm

Apparently I am 39% American which is to say I don't like it but I won't be leaving it. Sounds pretty fitting actually.

by **ShaneOfan** » Jun 14, '14, 2:49 pm

For those of you who want to know the difference...

Clinton was a great President who fucked a fucked an Intern.
Carter is probably the best Ex-President ever, but he fucked himself.
Reagan was a senile old man who fucked the country.

and I got 51%

" Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you! "

by **The Legend** » Jun 14, '14, 8:38 pm

Question: Why does the question presenter think being American means you are a Conservative, ignorant fuck?

by **JPG619** » Jun 14, '14, 9:03 pm

You Are 29% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

by **Everlong** » Jun 14, '14, 9:36 pm

ShaneOfan wrote:Clinton was a great President who fucked a fucked an Intern.
Carter is probably the best Ex-President ever, but he fucked himself.
Reagan was a senile old man who fucked the country.

That's extremely simplistic and fairly inaccurate.

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