Would you rather bang Scarlett Johansson, or own a lightsaber?

[Babes]

Another vote in for Lightsaber. As hot as Scarlett is... come on it is a lightsaber! who wouldn't want one?

[Viazon]

What exactly are you gonna do with a light saber? Just swing it around and play about with it. That sounds stupid. You can't use it on anyone. That would be murder. And I know you would all rather bang Scarlett Johansson than go to jail. People need think about this a bit more. I piece of metal that shines a light out of it, which would basically just be an ornament. Or this:

[Daz]

On the flip side though, what are you gonna do with Scarlett Johansson? Just cause you want to fuck her, doesn't mean she necessarily wants to fuck you. It'd be a begrudging "Do I really have to do this? Alright let's make it quick," sort of deal. As pretty as she is, that's not gonna be enjoyable.

[Kein]

She's not that hot guys...

[Locke]

I'd rather have Emma Stone and Emma Watson.. AT THE SAME TIME.

Seriously, though, Lightsabre and it's not even a hard decision.

[prophet]

She's not that hot guys...

She is.

[Str8Shooter]

Scarlett easily.

What's a lightsaber going to do? Unless you plan on killing someone, it's useless.

[DBSoT]

Scarlett easily.

What's a lightsaber going to do? Unless you plan on killing someone, it's useless.

If I sold the only functioning lightsaber in the world I would make millions and be able to pay off every bill my family ever had, along with giving it to charity. That's more important than banging Scar-jo. Also with that money I could bang many other chicks. This really should not be a debate.

[Taveus]

Bang ScarJo. I thought about the lightsaber first but if I sold it, it'd go to some rich warlord in Africa who would just fuck shit up with it. If I kept it, people would be trying to kill me for it. Best case scenario would be the lightsaber not existing and me telling a story about having sex with ScarJo that none of my friends would believe. therefore nothing in my life changes.

[Hanley!]

Even if Scarlett Johansson would be more fun, that's just a one time thing. The lightsaber is something you could have a little fun with whenever you wanted. And it would be permanently useful. Can't get the lid off the pickle jar? Lightsaber will sort that out. Power outage in your house? Lightsaber will guide you safely to the bathroom without endangering your knees. Is someone shifty hanging around making you uncomfortable? That guy is going to soil himself so bad.

Even if you didn't sell the thing, there'd be lots of cool ways to use it. Getting with Scarlett Johansson would be great, but after its over you get nothing else out of it. Okay, I guess you get bragging rights. But nobody is going to believe most of the people here if they said they hooked up with Scarlett Johansson anyway.

[iMike]

This kind of question needs a poll to go with it.

[SortaCreative]

Scar Jo.

I'd ruin her.

[War Daddy]

I have to go with the light-saber. Both would probably be equally fun (in wildly different ways), but the light-saber could be sold for ridiculous amounts of money, which can then be exchanged for anything your heart desires. Whereas trying to sell Scarlett Johansson would be justifiably frowned upon.

Ok, let's pretend Kirbi ISNT on the website.

[Hanley!]

I have to go with the light-saber. Both would probably be equally fun (in wildly different ways), but the light-saber could be sold for ridiculous amounts of money, which can then be exchanged for anything your heart desires. Whereas trying to sell Scarlett Johansson would be justifiably frowned upon.

Ok, let's pretend Kirbi ISNT on the website.

Touche.

In fairness, I'm not even slightly trying to hide the fact that I think she's hot. I'm just a long-term thinker.

[SKS]

After more thought this isn't a tough question at all for me. Even though no one would believe me that I fucked Scarlett, would I even be able to do anything with a lightsaber without getting arrested? The government would probably seize my lightsaber and clone it and use it as a weapon of mass destruction and start another war and I WANT TO MAKE LOVE NOT WAR SO SCARLETT IT IS. Although I'd hope she'd enjoy at, but she won't, so I'd feel bad and end up committing suicide. Overall, my suicide is less harmful than World War III. You're welcome.

[Str8Shooter]

Also I don't think it's fair that people are saying that would sell the lighsaber for millions. The question is OWN a lightsaber or bang ScarJo. And in that case I think ScarJo is the only choice.

[Camstud]

With a lightsaber, you can bang whomever you please.

Same with a gun.

Probably a lightsaber. Once the fun was over with Scarlett I'd sit there sad, but with a lightsaber I can keep finding new ways to be annoying with it and have fun.

[UTK]

I take this question extremely seriously.

Let's weigh the pros and cons of fucking Scarlett Johansson.

Pros:
-It's Scarlett Johansson
-If I'm really good she may want more
-If we like each other perhaps we could go further with our relationship
-I'll be married to Scarlett Johansson
-We'll have beautiful children, who will become circus performers because I say so.

Cons:
-My girlfriend will most certainly leave me
-It's possible that I can't measure up to Scarlett's past Hollywood squeezes, and she won't be into it and away I go, sacrificing the love of my life for two very uncomfortable minutes.
-Ergo, I will be single, alone, and miserable.

The pros and cons of owning a lightsaber, however:

Pros:
-I'll have a goddamn lightsaber
-It'll make yard work, or any other manual labor for that matter, much simpler.
-If I wanted to sell it, it'd be worth millions, if not billions.

Cons:
-I can tell only a very select few people about it, because the government will probably want to take it from me.
-I find it very sketchy that I suddenly posses a lightsaber. I'll probably find myself in the wrong with some very bad people because I now own it.
-Knowing myself, I'll accidentally cut my head or somebody else's head off because I'll be goofing around with it.


So, overall, looking at it holistically as I have, it's my personal opinion that owning a lightsaber is better.