You guys are sick and twisted freaks. That's awesome.
So, I figured, since we're all a bit nuts and a number of us enjoy having fun, we should all get together and play some Cards Against Humanity!
"But wait!" you say. "What is Cards Against Humanity?" Well, have you ever played Apples to Apples? No? Okay, here's the rundown. Basically, there's a deck of black cards and a larger deck of white cards, each with something written on them. Each player draws seven or so white cards, and every round, one player known as the Card Czar places a black card down, and the other players play the white card from their hand that best fits. The Card Czar then chooses the white card they like the best, based on how funny, disturbing, inappropriate, or whatever criteria they choose. Here is an example play:
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Whoever plays the chosen white card gets a point, and the next player in line becomes the Card Czar. The first player to reach however many points, typically 8 to 10, wins! Simple enough, right?
"Yes, but, we're all across the world! How can we play together?"
I'm glad you asked! This website is how: http://pyz.socialgamer.net/index.php - it has the entire game online, including all expansions and a number of fan-made niche packs! And for extra fun, we can all get in a Skype call, so it'll be just like the party atmosphere this game was meant for!
If you want to do one of these club games, let me know here, then we can figure it out from there.