January 2016 Football Thread: Manchester United score more than one goal

[Daz]

Transfer window closing very, very shortly. This window, Norwich have sold Grabban and Hooper and haven't replaced them yet. And if the game against Liverpool showed anything, it's that we need to score more than four goals to win a game ... so I should probably be very worried.

[PorkChop]

Transfer window is closing very very shortly and Villa have done nothing.

[PorkChop]

This club is such a fucking joke.

[PorkChop]

[Daz]

This club is such a fucking joke.

I would like to hire someone to hug you. Extras will incur additional charges.

[AkydefGoldberg]

United score not ONE goal, but TWO vs Stoke. First half goal since September.

[Daz]

Norwich have conceded three or more goals in the last five games. Our attempts at defending are beyond embarrassing at this point.

[Daz]

Villa bound to score 3 past Norwich at this point. My wrists bound to be slit afterwards.

EDIT; NORWICH CITY, GIVING THE GIFT OF GOALS TO ALL!

[PorkChop]

What on earth was the Norwich keeper doing there? There was absolutely no need to come out that far.

[Daz]

What on earth was the Norwich keeper doing there? There was absolutely no need to come out that far.

Your guess is as good as mine.

I have no idea how either team has scored in this game, because we're both as shit as each other.

Norwich are just so fucking lifeless. No fight in them. It's ridiculous. A month and a half ago it was a completely different story. Just absolutely useless.

[PorkChop]

What on earth was the Norwich keeper doing there? There was absolutely no need to come out that far.

Your guess is as good as mine.

I have no idea how either team has scored in this game, because we're both as shit as each other.

I'd like you lot to stay up as that would probably send Newcastle down, but it doesn't look likely. Any team who makes Gabby Agbonlahor look good deserves to go down, to be honest.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Leicester winning the league would be great - personally for Ranieri who everyone had written off (correct based on his last job but OTT considering his club record) but still think still bit way to go before they can be declared champions elect.

[PorkChop]

Just fucking kill me.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Whenever you post something in error on social media, just use Joleon Lescott's excuse!

But best for Villa and Sunderland IMO to write the season off, re-group with young players and try to come back in their first go. Villa's squad makes it difficult to see that will happen but Sunderland have got some decent youth players.

To see Villa's players show no effort or desire is incredibly saddening for a club of Villa's standing who've had players who've shown all the attributes that are missing now.

[Daz]

Unfortunately, I think Norwich will be the 3rd time to go down. We just don't have any fight left in us. We go 2-0 at home and look completely comfortable, against a team who have managed one shot on target all game, and still find a way to capitulate defensively.

The same basic errors are being made week to week. We look impotent in attack and lack creativity. We have no bite in midfield and our back four is a piss take. Every combination has been tried and failed and unfortunately Alex Neil appears to be out of ideas.