http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/26/barnsley-fan-falls-asleep-toilet
OK, how has this not been brought up around here yet? Apparently a Barnsley fan was at a match and went to the bathroom at halftime. He fell asleep (I'm guessing passed out) on the toilet, woke up 7 hours later to a locked stadium. Needed to call 911 to be released from stadium.