August 2015 Fútbol/Football Discussion: The Season Begins!

[SKS]

@viazon I know, the original one is with arsenal and spurs on the tv, 2-0 arsenal.

Your squad has still soiled Petr Cech, sad day.

[Daz]

My sister spent the afternoon with Ricky van Wolfswinkel and his bird. All I've heard since is her going on about how fit he is. Pretty sure she's not talking about his fitness levels.

[PorkChop]

My sister spent the afternoon with Ricky van Wolfswinkel and his bird. All I've heard since is her going on about how fit he is. Pretty sure she's not talking about his fitness levels.

How did this happen?

[AkydefGoldberg]

Cech's taken a cracking selfie there..!

[Daz]

My sister spent the afternoon with Ricky van Wolfswinkel and his bird. All I've heard since is her going on about how fit he is. Pretty sure she's not talking about his fitness levels.

How did this happen?

She's a nanny. Was looking after some kids and took them to a restaurant with some sort of play area. RVW and his girlfriend/wife/mistress were there with their kid. My sister is a mouthy gobshite and got to talking with them. Not as if Ricky has better things to do at this point. Poor bugger.

[PorkChop]

If Raheem Sterling has anything higher than 6 for his finishing stat on FM16 I'll actually write a letter of complaint.

[SKS]

David Silva was magical today. Raheem was shit.

[PorkChop]

David Silva was magical today. Raheem was shit.

Navas was shit as well. He literally offers nothing to the team. Can't pass, cross, shoot or go past a defender. He's just an expensive Gabby Agbonlahor.

[SKS]

David Silva was magical today. Raheem was shit.

Navas was shit as well. He literally offers nothing to the team. Can't pass, cross, shoot or go past a defender. He's just an expensive Gabby Agbonlahor.

Surely we'll sign De Bruyne and push Navas to the bench...

[Viazon]

@viazon I know, the original one is with arsenal and spurs on the tv, 2-0 arsenal.

Your squad has still soiled Petr Cech, sad day.

It was one game guys. One game.

[SKS]

@viazon I know, the original one is with arsenal and spurs on the tv, 2-0 arsenal.

Your squad has still soiled Petr Cech, sad day.

It was one game guys. One game.

Perhaps we should take a poll of Arsenal fans.

[Daz]

@viazon I know, the original one is with arsenal and spurs on the tv, 2-0 arsenal.

Your squad has still soiled Petr Cech, sad day.

It was one game guys. One game.

Perhaps we should take a poll of Arsenal fans.

Just don't do it at the next Arsenal home game. They enjoy their library like atmosphere at the Emirates. You might get shushed.

[PorkChop]

@viazon I know, the original one is with arsenal and spurs on the tv, 2-0 arsenal.

Your squad has still soiled Petr Cech, sad day.

It was one game guys. One game.

Perhaps we should take a poll of Arsenal fans.

Just don't do it at the next Arsenal home game. They enjoy their library like atmosphere at the Emirates. You might get shushed.

They're so quiet as they're all busy tucking in to prawn sandwiches during the game.

[PorkChop]

Coventry lost to Rochdale on penalties, fuck off. Who gives a shit about Rochdale?

Coventry are such a mess.

[prophet]

Coventry lost to Rochdale on penalties, fuck off. Who gives a shit about Rochdale?

Coventry are such a mess.

Bradford's season thus far, two games in.

- First league game away at Swindon, take the lead after 5 minutes, miss a penalty before half-time at 1-0 up, get spanked in the second half and lose 4-1.

- Second game of the season away at York in the Cup, take the lead after 15 minutes, miss a penalty before half-time at 1-0 up, concede two in the second half only to annoyingly equalize in the last minute and play extra-time, lose on penalties.



Not that I'm actually bothered about the Cup this year, we've had our fun - much rather we concentrate solely on the league...that and the prestigious Johnstone's Paint Trophy as it's a realistic Wembley chance...

[Romo]

we got knocked out to Burton Albion so thats happened.

[PorkChop]

Is anyone watching Portsmouth vs Derby on Sky Sports 1? The camera is basically pitch level, it looks horrid.

Derby are shite as well, though it's probably because their strikeforce is ex-Villa.

[Viazon]

The one decent thing about Chelsea, the only single thing that made them even remotely bearable, was their hot physio. And now we won't even be able to her during games anymore.

[AkydefGoldberg]

She's been treated disgracefully by Mourinho. Jose, in the case of Cech's head injury at Reading, said the medical treatment was too slow and in this case, it was too quick! Great to see Carneiro getting the support because Mourinho's pulled a wrong move here. Hope the press nail him in his press conference on Friday.

[PorkChop]

If Carneiro was a man, nobody would care about this story.