Real Madrid

[PorkChop]

Real Madrid are quickly becoming my most hated team on earth.

Their fans are fucking horrible. Basically hounding Gareth Bale out the club, swarming him while he's trying to drive away, singing offensive chants at him... even though he won them a Champions League and has a 1 in 2 goal ratio for the team. Same goes for Ancelotti - Real fans never seem to take to their managers because they have such unrealistic and crazy expectations which nobody can live up to. Even if Jesus returned to earth, passed his Continental Pro license and was announced as Real Madrid manager, their fans would still demand he leaves and vandalise his car whilst trying to leave stadiums (or donkey, rather).

Real Madrid fans are the kind of fans who, when beating Barcelona 5-0, would boo a 6th goal because it didn't clip the bar on the way in, or curve at an angle greater than 50 degrees. They've turned their once globally-admired club into a repulsive shithole through years of being spoiled, and now when things aren't absolutely 100% perfect in every possible way, they throw their toys out the pram and demand for heads to roll. It's hilarious seeing just how far removed from reality their fans are. Of all the great teams in the world to go into meltdown, I would [keegan]love it, LOVE it[/keegan] if it were them.

Fuck Real Madrid.

[Chewy]

United fans are worse, except for Aky, who's lovely.

[AkydefGoldberg]

They booed De Stefano, who is seen as their greatest ever player. I think their pompous attiude stems from their history, being the club of the Franco regime and it entitles them to lord it over everyone else and they demand to be pampered with perfection.

Bale, tbf, needs to do more. Yes he had a fantastically good season but doesn't mean he can let standards drop. I worry for him as he's struggling to impose himself on and off the field. He hasn't bothered to learn Spanish, speaking only to Modric in English and on the pitch, the relationship of admiration for Ronaldo has gone the other way of being shit scared of him. If United are clever and they sell De Gea, which they will, I'd try to get Bale as part of the deal or arrange a deal where United will be the first to know if Madrid want to sell.

[Daz]

Real Madrid are quickly becoming my most hated team on earth.

Their fans are fucking horrible. Basically hounding Gareth Bale out the club, swarming him while he's trying to drive away, singing offensive chants at him... even though he won them a Champions League and has a 1 in 2 goal ratio for the team. Same goes for Ancelotti - Real fans never seem to take to their managers because they have such unrealistic and crazy expectations which nobody can live up to. Even if Jesus returned to earth, passed his Continental Pro license and was announced as Real Madrid manager, their fans would still demand he leaves and vandalise his car whilst trying to leave stadiums (or donkey, rather).

Real Madrid fans are the kind of fans who, when beating Barcelona 5-0, would boo a 6th goal because it didn't clip the bar on the way in, or curve at an angle greater than 50 degrees. They've turned their once globally-admired club into a repulsive shithole through years of being spoiled, and now when things aren't absolutely 100% perfect in every possible way, they throw their toys out the pram and demand for heads to roll. It's hilarious seeing just how far removed from reality their fans are. Of all the great teams in the world to go into meltdown, I would [keegan]love it, LOVE it[/keegan] if it were them.

Fuck Real Madrid.

I cannot tell you how much the image of Jesus on a coaching course tickles me.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Ancelotti is sacked.

When asked why he was sacked, Perez said: "I don't know"

Fucking idiot. I don't see how Benitez is a better option but intrigued how he does at Madrid with Ronaldo - probably improve them defensively I imagine.