May 2015 Fútbol/Football Discussion: 10 Days Late Edition

[SlightlyJames]

[Viazon]

Watching Sky Sports news. My god. Kate Abdo. She is looking more beautiful than she has ever looked. If that was even possible. There's something about her eyes tonight.

[PorkChop]

Watching Sky Sports news. My god. Kate Abdo. She is looking more beautiful than she has ever looked. If that was even possible. There's something about her eyes tonight.

If Kate Abdo asked me to kill someone, I'd do it, no questions asked.

[Viazon]

I think I am actually falling in love with her.

[SlightlyJames]

So Rangers won the first leg of their playoff round away to Queen of the South 2-1 on Saturday. Second leg's this coming weekend at Ibrox. All going well we should be through to face Hibs. Not sure if we'll win that one, really.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I think I am actually falling in love with her.

Why don't you Abdoct here?

[SlightlyJames]

I think I am actually falling in love with her.

Why don't you Abdoct here?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[AkydefGoldberg]

I think I am actually falling in love with her.

Why don't you Abdoct here?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can't resist - sorry, it's a disease..

[Viazon]

What the fuck?

I'm watching the Villa/Saints game in my room. I went to the toilet then got myself a snack and a drink. It was 0-0 before I left my room.

I swear I was gone one minute.

[PorkChop]

What the fuck?

I'm watching the Villa/Saints game in my room. I went to the toilet then got myself a snack and a drink. It was 0-0 before I left my room.

I swear I was gone one minute.

The Villa defence look like they haven't picked up the FIFA controller

EDIT: 6-1 hahaha kill me now

[prophet]

Feeling emotional watching Gerrard play his last game at Anfield. The singing of YNWA got me. The greatest player in the club's history IMO and a true legend of the game.

[AkydefGoldberg]

^Ignoring all of it until MOTD, don't think I can stomach it I'm afraid.

Not that he doesn't deserve the reception of course.

He'd definitely get in their greatest ever team but greatest player? Surely, Dalglish would always get that.

[SlightlyJames]

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[PorkChop]

Phil Jones is the most unintentionally funny football player ever.

[SlightlyJames]

Rangers managed to not lose to Queen of the South and we've gone through 3-2 on aggregate. Hibs on Wednesday!

[AkydefGoldberg]

Anyone else see that live ad with Clooney and Nat Sawyer during the HT break today?

Fucking awful - thought it was a mock ad until the movie clip came up and Clooney couldn't be arsed. Sawyer though - damn beautiful!

[PorkChop]

Mad props to Fabregas for getting sent off like that.

[Viazon]

Don't you hate when you tune into Sky Sports news and it's two dudes presenting?

[AkydefGoldberg]

Sterling tells Liverpool he wants to leave this summer (no surprise) but season still has a week left, the first transfer saga has started I guess.

If I was Rodgers, I'd take £50m and with the help of the transfer committee, spunk that money away.

[PorkChop]

Reports say that Sterling is disappointed that Liverpool didn't protect him from the negative headlines... which he caused. He was filmed smoking hookah and taking laughing gas, gave interviews without permission, spoke openly about the club not meeting his valuation of himself. He's such a twat.