Funniest rumour/story you've heard about a player?

[PorkChop]

I'm friends with a girl who was chatted up by Gabby Agbonlahor in a club a few years back, they were having a bit of banter and she mentioned something along the lines of "all you"ve got is pace". Apparently he went fucking mental over it and started calling her a slag haha.

As for other funny rumours/stories:

During Liam Ridgewell"s Villa days, his car was stolen and driven 200 yards up the road before the thief abandoned it, as it ran out of petrol.

Jason Puncheon accidentally locked himself in a toilet cubical at half time during a game at St Marys, and wound up missing the first few minutes of the second half.

Paul Gascoigne left Everton in 2002 when Moyes took over, as during Moyes" first ever speech to the players he said something along the lines of "if anyone disagrees with me, they can leave the club". Gazza jokingly went to stand up as if he was going to walk out, but Moyes didn't see the funny side of it and sold him.

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