Football Accumulator/Betting Thread

[prophet]

Right, two on for this weekend. The first is the standard 7-fold but the second I've adopted a different tactic - I'm usually guilty of trying to go big and get large returns that never come in but this time I figure I'll put a fiver on what you'd assume to be an absolute fucking banker with smaller returns because...well...I'd rather win 100 quid than nothing at all. Without further adieu...

Standard 7-Fold
Chelsea
Bury
Burton
Preston
Barrow
Motherwell
Dundee United

Fuck Off 10-Fold Banker
Real Madrid
Barcelona
Roma
Arsenal
Chelsea
Celtic
Hearts
Bayern Munich
Peterborough
Preston

[Romo]

FUCK YOUR 10 FOLD... SUCK ON MY 15 FOLDER!

PSG got me started off well with a win...



I was tempted to leave the league two teams out as they scare me a little but for some reason I kept them in.

[Romo]

My pure hatred for Swindon town forced me into making another bet... im very dissapointed in myself

[Camstud]

Gonna start putting some accys on myself for this season so I look forward to joining in!

[prophet]

Can everyone please welcome Arsenal to the cunt list. Only team to cost me my 10-fold.

[Romo]

Im going to have to sit out for the rest of October, need to balance my finances out BUT I WILL BE BACK BIGGER AND BETTER THEN EVER!

[prophet]

Midweek 9-fold because I'm not a pussy like Romo
PSG
Barcelona
Chelsea
Bournemouth
Norwich
Derby
MK Dons
Luton
Barnet

[prophet]

IMAGINE HAVING 8 TEAMS WINNING AND FUCKING NORWICH ARE THE ONLY BASTARDING TEAM TO LET YOU DOWN 300 QUID BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BEAT HORSESHIT LEEDS.

@Daz - you sir, just made the cunt list.

[Romo]

when will i fucking learn...

weekend bet

[Daz]

IMAGINE HAVING 8 TEAMS WINNING AND FUCKING NORWICH ARE THE ONLY BASTARDING TEAM TO LET YOU DOWN 300 QUID BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BEAT HORSESHIT LEEDS.

@Daz - you sir, just made the cunt list.

Leeds were fucking awful too. Can't believe we didn't win.

[prophet]

@Quick 6-Fold to try get over the heartache of the past two bets
Ipswich
Reading
Preston
Newport
Rangers
Arsenal

Brings me just over a 100 quid, after losing by one last Saturday and Tuesday I think I'm owed a little happiness here.

[prophet]

8-Fold Chancer
Chelsea
Arsenal
Watford
Bristol City
Peterborough
MK Dons
Celtic
Dundee United

10-Fold That I Put On After One Shandy Too Many
Wolves
Liverpool
Leicester
Cardiff
Fleetwood
Peterborough
Bury
Northampton
Portsmouth
Grimsby

[prophet]

3 WEEKS IN A ROW THAT ONE FUCKING TEAM HAS LET ME DOWN. FUCK OFF PETERBOROUGH.

[PorkChop]

3 WEEKS IN A ROW THAT ONE FUCKING TEAM HAS LET ME DOWN. FUCK OFF PETERBOROUGH.

How much did they cost you?

If you want to win some money, lump it on Spurs to beat Villa tomorrow.

[PorkChop]

My dad has put 50p on Benteke to score first and Villa to lose 2-1. Would be a 40 quid return, lol. No way does it happen though, mainly as Villa won't score

[PorkChop]

I had a quid on City to win 2-0, I put it on after Smalling was sent off. Yaya Toure wasted two great opportunities in the closing stages and cost me 12 quid.

Wanker.

[prophet]

I've lost by one three times in succession. That's never happened before and has royally pissed me off, so much so that for the first time I'm actually contemplating stopping with all this shit.

BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS FA CUP WEEKEND AND DECIDED TO SPUNK MY CASH AWAY ONCE AGAIN. (Genuinely though I am thinking about calming down with the betting but historically I've always gotten a bit carried away on the first round of the FA Cup, so I'm keeping with tradition)

Handicap 9-Fold
Bury (-2)
Dagenham and Redbridge (-1)
Doncaster (-1)
Colchester (-1)
Hartlepool (-1)
Southend (-1)
Plymouth (-1)
Chesterfield (-1)
Coventry (-2)
£2 returns me £3148

Result and BTTS Underdog Treble
Barnet + Yes
Halifax + Yes
Portsmouth + Yes
£3 returns £331

Fuck off 14-Fold because I'm planning on going on hiatus until Boxing Day after this so I may as well go big or go home but mainly go home because this doesn't have a fucking scooby's chance.
Bury
Morecombe
Dagenham and Redbridge
Eastleigh
Hartlepool
Mansfield
Notts County
Plymouth
Peterborough
Southend
Doncaster
Coventry
Colchester
Stevenage
£5 returns £1630

[PorkChop]

I've got 2 quid on Ronaldo to score first and Madrid to win 3-0. Liverpool have rested their top players so it seems like a comfortable Madrid win is on the cards unless something incredible happens.

[PorkChop]

Benzema ffs

[Romo]

I have £9 in my account to last me until the 11th do I put a £5 on some weekend games